“Lump”

It’s honestly one of the reasons I love Lemmy. After about 10 minutes of scrolling I start seeing all the posts from yesterday and it makes it super easy to put down and move on.

And I am looking at never purchasing another EA game in my lifetime.

Hey that was shamelessly stolen from me—and after I put in all the work to copy it from a google image search of cookie cutter sharks.

I like that this is an ad for just the idea of beer—not any beer in particular.

Man they really used to make a bunch of fun Star Wars games, didn’t they?

Good old midnight club—that game was fun as shit.

I saw Tom Green at a ski resort in Colorado sometime around 2005. We yelled at him from the lift, and he looked up at us then sped off down the hill.

I think about this every time I hear this song. https://youtu.be/t7kNgfY8vg4

Ah man—I loved Cracked 15 years ago.

It’s making me claustrophobic just thinking about how somebody would sit inside that tank.

"what happens when your wildest dreams and most horrifying nightmares collide in an explosion of flaccid stupefaction"

"This is the sort of sex film you show teenagers to encourage abstinence because it just makes the act of fornication seem so repulsive, so utterly disgusting that it seems unthinkable to perform"

"the boner-killer of all time ... Only a psychopath or possibly a replicant could withstand let alone enjoy a document so barren or unflinching in its contempt for humanity"

What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

https://y.yarn.co/f4b96fb8-de12-4f5f-81da-fd3818774304_text.gif

How is that trailer on YouTube?👀

The ring came off my pudding can.