Wow this is some gourmet old school me_irl shit 👌🤌

Fair enough

I haven't had any luck with sleep/hibernation for a while as it usually leads to my WiFi not working when I wake it up and requires a restart to fix it anyways.

That’s why you need N+1 bikes. That way when one of them is getting serviced, you just ride another bike

is there some secret to getting more power saving sleep on modern machines?

The smartass answer is simply just "turn it off"

With SSDs, boot times are negligible now and I don't see any need to sleep/suspend