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Operation Sea Eagle
>year 2025
>be fisherman in Nuuk
>start hearing Shaboozey playing on the ocean
>landing crafts appear in the distance
>F-35Cs fly over my head dropping 1000 pound bombs with written messages
>"vibe check"
>"bussin"
>Not like us starts blasting as first vessel beached
>bursts open spilling out broccoliheads wielding M4s whilst scrolling TikTok
>cybertruck in woodland camouflage stuck on rubble
>glacier behind me obliterated by ATACMS
>raw earth spilled everywhere
>17 year old drone operator with a chill guy sticker on his monitor explodes my small wooden boat with a suicide drone
>"Mission accomplished" fireworks flash bigly above USS Donald J. Trump aircraft carrier
This is a stickup!
(rambling) Give me all your uplemmingers or whatever essentially meaningless positive feedback is called on here.
Hear me out.
After I saw this one, I started a sophisticated investigation on how this magnificent meme came to be and what is behind all this. Hereupon I stumbled on a post explaining it all (I would share a link if it wouldn't lead you to the badlands). It said "[...] remixing the diagram of Saddam’s spider hole into other tight spots is a meme" Of course am I familiar with the Saddam Hussein meme. In fact I am rather fond of it. Never was there a time when I did not want to produce a top tier Saddam Hussein tight spot meme! But all my concepts, all the ideas I had were simply not good enough for publication. My contribution had to be at least astounding. "Tight" I reminisced, means dense. So if I place that rudimentary shape of a person in the tightest spot known to science, I would make history at last!