You meant the current constitution his whore Natalie wipes his disgusting orange ass with?

The funniest part is he could do 2 of those very literally right now by just...stop attacking Iran.

Shockingly, I had a coworker who is one of those that thinks they're the smartest person he knows. He was one of those reddit-know-it-alls who spent a lot of time replying to people telling them they're wrong. He claimed he was one of the most well informed people because he "reads both sides". And by "reads both sides" he read the shit he agreed with and the headlines of an article from tHe OtHeR sIdE. He was also a staunch blow rogan supporter.

When he said he was "well informed" I replied "that's what a lot of flat earthers say". He got pissed and didn't even reply. A fellow coworker of ours could barely hold in the laughter

Well, you were only wrong about the first part.

I knew it was Moon, I was jokingly referencing Mickey 17, but with the start trek 47

Dildos

Makes up roughly 30% of the population

Whines about not being 100% of the representation in media

Pretty funny too, seeing a tough guy try to scare you by flashing the symbol of his favorite comic book character.

100% it's only his favorite comic character but has never touched a comic, and maybe only watched clips from the shows. His only exposure is seeing gross misinterpretations by dickless right-wing chuds

Tells the cop he doesn't know the person they're looking for...then immediately walks directly to his friend and points directly at the cop

Mickey 47

I too enjoy stitposting Star Trek memes

republican + weed - religion = libertarian

Just so they can say "I didn't vote for that".

So you're telling me the person who...

• Recently had his administration hack a voting machine

• Desperately tried to force the SAVE act which would all but strip away voting rights

• Tried to meddle with the USPS so much to invalidate mail in ballots...despite himself voting by mail for florida primaries

• Is actively arresting "suspected" non-citizens in blue states who were born in the US

• Has openly leaked potential for martial law to suspend elections

• More leaked information about deploying iSSe to voting locations

...is accusing Canada of interfering in US elections?

With such great vitamin b levels no wonder they were able to avoid the Janeway

I haven't even considered an Airbnb in close to 8 years. Pay a cleaning fee and have to strip the bed linens, take out all trash, and tidy everything...on top of a moldy af bathroom, having to check all potential locations for the hidden cameras, and getting texts every 30 minutes telling (not asking, TELLING) me to leave a 5 start review. Fuck you

Canada isn't interfering with US elections, they're interfering with the orange pedo's interference of US elections

Freedom of speech?

And then Hank starts telling the transporter chief that he's doing everything wrong

All his business prowess comes from an endless line of lawyers. He couldn't run a lemonade stand without fucking things up 7 different ways.

It's the same thing about them who get super pissy and say "keep politics out of..." when they really mean "Keep your politics out of places I want my politics front and center"