Much like the boss who takes credit for a successful project but blames the fuck out of everyone else if it's not successful

With the exception of Spock, weren't all of them elbow deep in the refit?

It seems more like Kirk was chillin' at the desk while they were getting run ragged then when "something" fun popped up he arbitrarily decided to knock Decker down a peg for 1 last ride

I have no idea how bad autocorrect got....Vikings

Tell that to every dipshit in the US South...light kit, brush guard, spray in liner, knotted tires, extra fancy box in the back, and a pristine winch. The dirtiest it's ever gotten is when it rains

Even the left made frogs PoLiTiCaL

Are Vikings not white enough?

I used to get a lot of the same AI panic-buy these items now for the coming economic collapse vids. 47 different channels saying "when the shelves are empty these are the 9 items nobody thinks to get" and it's the same AI images of some dipshit in fatigues

"I'm less distracted with my Apple watch"

Says the ex who puts her full attention to it to write out a text response while slowly drifting into the next lane

• The torch is replaced with a phone of her taking a selfie

• Has the fake way-too-thicc-ass

• Had a wE tHe PeOpLe forearm tattoo

75% of the right wingers I met are either on at least their second marriage or have cheated on their spouse more than once.

But 2 dudes is what they say are ruining the institution of marriage

Owning a gun makes you 12-times more likely to die from a gunshot.

Yep, and having a pool in your backyard makes you 12-times more likely to die from drowning.

I watched it recently and Eddie Murphy was throwing around a lot of gay slurs. Granted you could say the Duke's dropping a few N-Bombs could easily show to prove how much of pieces of shit they really are.

Now I can only imagine that twist to be Picard taking the biggest shit of his life.

That kid is back on the escalator again!

Every president before has given zero-fucks when criticized or joked about. Yet this orange kiddie-diddler lashes out uncontrollably and clearly can't take a joke. How many times has he threatened to pull a channel's broadcasting license over this. That some toxic fragile ego tiniest-dick energy.

IIRC he acquired the nickname during the filming of First Contact because of his efficiency behind the camera. Granted he'd likely built up most of that report when he directed a few episodes of TNG

"Hey everyone, if we get this scene by the second take we can all knock off early and hit the pubs!"

Yeah let's go for a semi-relaxing float down the river...oh look 2 dipshit trashy rednecks blasting their shitty country/hip-hop playlist over a cheap Walmart amp-sized speaker with the sound quality of a flip phone.

I swear the next time I go on one of those I need an air pistol that only shoots small darts. Fire one at the float carrying that speaker and just float on happy.

Does he need convertibles with the top down so he can Riker Maneuver into the driver's seat

I tried watching ND like a year after it hit video and really had difficulty laughing at a lot of it. Kinda like Juno, it hit well having such a refreshing new style of comedy out there, but after a couple watches I could tell I liked it initially just because it was so different.