Dry bikkies, dried apricots and a dry martini please chef.

Second gingernuts. When dunked, I looove the chewy texture and the ginger hit.

A woman of good taste.

Fast moving storms approaching from the north. If planning on going out, check the radar.

Guess we'll just have to wait and see. I hope all is well, and that Melba is just taking a holiday from us lunatics.

Another DTer has reached out with no response - that was a few weeks ago. Can't recall the name offhand. No word since then.

Another aftershock I reckon. Make a list of all the good things happening right now. And EAT SOMETHING! Amazing how much more grounded one feels with a peanut butter & jam sammo on board. Or whatever. Something calorie rich and enough real nutrition that you need not feel guilty about it. And how much of that incipient guilt was due to external factors that no longer apply?

If there's one thing I've learned about recovery, it's that the necktop processing unit can be convinced fairly easily, but it takes a LOT longer to convince the gut level reactor. So make it easy for the gut level reactor to join the party.

This is not a time to worry about minor consequences that can be corrected later. Imo it's more important to feed the whole woman. And if that involves chocolate, it's still all good.

Cab voucher. Or whatever the Uber information is nowadays. I presume you and your husband will be celebrating the wedding properly? ^(🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻)^ Maybe an emergency bottle of tabasco sauce for your husband (just in case).

Aww.

PSA: IMPORTANT. Activate your survival plans IMMEDIATELY! Civilisation is on the brink of imminent collapse.

::: spoiler ALERT ALERT ALERT ALDI has sold out of sardines of every variety. No more expected in the Norfcote store for a couple of weeks at least.
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So I went to Colesworth instead. They didn't have many left either. What is the world coming to?

PSA still valid imo.

Gorgeous! The Michelangelo of nails.

Chip butty and tea please luv.

Thanks chef!

Glittery! Like our Spud's nail polish.

🍺 Cheers!

First bogong moff of the season just flew in the kitchen window. Was carefully shepherded out again.

1 beef rump and a pallet of loo paper. Willing to pay extra for delivery.

Receiving instructions from the mothership. No we don't want to know what those instructions were.

Croissant & onion jam please chef.