Sure you can lean conservative but if in the modern era you're supporting and voting republican you're either in denial, or complicit. There's not much the Republicans have in common with conservative values these days.

Capitalism can't even make me cum which makes me feel so girly.

You'd imagine the Dark Souls fans would push for 90-97% failure.

Video games are important ok?

Like you think you need liver cancer treatment but have you tried a juice cleanse? Steve Jobs survived cancer that way!

It depends on the diameter of her cock.

If it's over 2.5 inches then your relationship should be secure. If not, get some bigger plugs and start working on your ring for her.

Same.

Reddit is pulling the opposite of blizzards "don't you all have phones" blunder.

Spez: Don't you all have PCs?

Based on a true story that happened to me. xD

if I see a crack in the wall, I'm gonna dick with it.

Based, glory hole user.

Somethings gonna get hard when you do that, I promise. wink

It's walking. Walking will get very hard after you step in that trap.

It's such a great source of natural estrogen!

That's a good nickname for your anus.

Res Taur Ant

Meaning resurrect the Tauren over there named Ant. Just play enough WoW raids and you'll lern spells real good.

Do they accept returns after gentle stretching?

Gotta sell it like a pro.

Always add in the modifier "and you have to poop."

Gotta be prepared to poop.

Meowdy yall

Read the sharpie written on my titties?

It might explain my sudden urge to buy an N64.

Who says no to Mentos?

Bottoms.

Why you gotta go and make it feel dirty?