"Influencer"

You have to tighten the loose one to loosen the tight one. My fingers hurt just looking at it

I can't jelly my dick in her.

I feel like this should go in c/therightcantmeme, or c/conservativescantmeme. I don't remember the exact name

Semi related: I'm studying for a Linux certification and at the end of each chapter they have 10 practice questions with answers in the back of the book. Almost every time, the explanations of the answers get shorter until there's basically just the answer by question 10. It feels like they just got tired of working

This surprises no one.

What about Olympics without drug restrictions? Like, how much can we improve on the human body?

Can confirm this is true. Or it's a man listed as a woman. Not trans, just a spam account.

Addict/alcoholic 11 years sober. I got sober at a rehab and stayed sober through Alcoholics Anonymous. First, there's a difference between chemical dependence and addiction. Often these things go hand in hand. Chemical dependence means your body will go through withdrawals if you stop taking in the substance. Something like weed has no chemical dependence aspect, but you can still be addicted to it. Heroin and alcohol can have heavy chemical dependence, and you can be addicted to those.

What AA teaches is not that alcohol is bad. Alcohol is a solution to the problem, but the solution no longer works. The base problem is I wanted to change the way I feel. AA creates a new way to change the way you feel in a healthy way.

If you look at it from that aspect, what you're replacing is how you change how you feel. Personally, between ADHD and addiction, I very much display addictive behaviors to other things. Whether that's hyperfixation or addiction, I'm not sure.

What I do know, is that I have no moderation to mind and mood altering substances. If they came out with a miracle pill and said, take one and your addiction will be gone forever, I'd ask for 2.

To be happy. Depression is hell.

As a poor person, I would absolutely do the same thing.

Mine almost looks that good

Despise beyond belief? Hurting animals. Hunting and fishing are fine, I'm talking about kicking puppies type thing

You mean that thing I set down right there but has somehow transitioned into a different dimension?

Every porn site I've ever been too is loaded with ads so they can't be too bad. I will admit almost every ad is for other porn sites/scams

Fuck Russian politics and policies* I like to believe that most Russians just want to live and drink vodka

If they all quit, I think it will show how little congressmen actually know and do.

Never heard it in real life, but have in multiple war/military movies.

I live in Texas and plan on getting a vasectomy as soon as I have the money.