No one has seen her since…

She must read a book a day or only borrow gold plated books. 7k past year? If a book cost 20 dollars thats 350 books!

I thought the same, then read the wikipedia article on Looper:

Other political candidates and public personalities have emulated Looper's adopted name or have independently adopted similar names. Among these were Something Awful founder Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, who adopted his nickname as a reference to Byron Looper, for whom Kyanka nearly worked as an intern in the summer of 1997.[28]

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New York, New Yoooork

The very first Power Balance bracelet

Jamuary

How do you know it's real?

Desu desu desu desu desu

Ya, but the community is literally called apple enthusiast. You don’t sound like an enthusiast if you hate the brand and don’t use it.