All - sorry for the belated announcement. Given recent developments at work, I have been able to focus less on the moderation of this community. I wanted to start applications for helping mod this community.
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| VS. | ||
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| Spurs 2 | - | Manchester United 0 |
| Match Time: | ||
| Lineups | ||
| Vicario, Porro, Van de Ven, Romero, Udogie, Sarr, Bissouma, Kulusevski, Maddison, Son, Richarlison | Onana, Wan-Bissaka, Varane, Martinez, Shaw, Casemiro, Antony, Bruno Fernandes, Mount, Garnacho, Rashford |
| Time | Event Type | Event Description |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | We are off | |
| 48 | Goal | Saar United are behind... |
| 83 | Goal | Ben Davis, assist Ivan Peresic. |
Will update as soon as I get off the bus
Lineups United: Heaton; Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Fernandez; Van de Beek, Eriksen; Pellistri, Gore, Forson; Sancho
Athletic: Unai Simon (GK), De Marcos, Paredes, Vivian, Lekue, R. de Galaterra, Vesga, O. Sancet, N. Williams, Muniain, I. Williams
Match Events
90' + 2' Goal! Manchester United 1, Athletic Club 1. Facundo Pellistri (Manchester United) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Harry Maguire with a headed pass. 90' + 1' Harry Maguire (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 90' + 1' Foul by Asier Villalibre (Athletic Club). 88' Foul by Harry Maguire (Manchester United). 88' Asier Villalibre (Athletic Club) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 86' Attempt missed. Victor Lindelöf (Manchester United) header from the left side of the box is too high following a corner.
80' Substitution, Manchester United. Noam Emeran replaces Daniel Gore. 79' Offside, Manchester United. Harry Maguire tries a through ball, but Joe Hugill is caught offside. 78' Corner, Manchester United. Conceded by Ander Herrera. 78' Attempt blocked. Hannibal Mejbri (Manchester United) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Christian Eriksen. 78' Corner, Manchester United. Conceded by Dani Vivian.
67' Attempt missed. Christian Eriksen (Manchester United) right footed shot from outside the box is high and wide to the left from a direct free kick.
65' Aitor Paredes (Athletic Club) is shown the red card. 65' Hannibal Mejbri (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the attacking half. 65' Foul by Aitor Paredes (Athletic Club). 64' Foul by Jonny Evans (Manchester United). 64' Asier Villalibre (Athletic Club) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 62' Facundo Pellistri (Manchester United) wins a free kick on the right wing. 62' Foul by Íñigo Lekue (Athletic Club). 59' Foul by Facundo Pellistri (Manchester United). 59' Iker Muniain (Athletic Club) wins a free kick in the attacking half. 57' Foul by Daniel Gore (Manchester United). 57' Asier Villalibre (Athletic Club) wins a free kick on the right wing.
50' Offside, Athletic Club. Asier Villalibre tries a through ball, but is caught offside. 47' Attempt saved. Daniel Gore (Manchester United) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the bottom left corner. Assisted by Christian Eriksen.
45' First Half ends, Manchester United 0, Athletic Club 1. 44' Corner, Athletic Club. Conceded by Harry Maguire. 43' Attempt saved. Victor Lindelöf (Manchester United) header from the centre of the box is saved in the top centre of the goal. Assisted by Christian Eriksen with a cross. 42' Corner, Manchester United. Conceded by Aitor Paredes.
38' Íñigo Ruíz de Galarreta (Athletic Club) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
38' Foul by Facundo Pellistri (Manchester United). 38' Aitor Paredes (Athletic Club) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 37' Daniel Gore (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 37' Foul by Mikel Vesga (Athletic Club). 35' Offside, Manchester United. Daniel Gore tries a through ball, but Omari Forson is caught offside. 34' Attempt blocked. Omari Forson (Manchester United) left footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Jadon Sancho.
32'- Attempt blocked. Facundo Pellistri (Manchester United) right footed shot from the right side of the box is blocked.
28' - Goal! Manchester United 0, Athletic Club 1. Nico Williams (Athletic Club) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Oihan Sancet with a through ball.
27' - Donny van de Beek (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 27' - Foul by Mikel Vesga (Athletic Club). 26' - Offside, Manchester United. Tom Heaton tries a through ball, but Facundo Pellistri is caught offside. 26' - Attempt saved. Íñigo Lekue (Athletic Club) right footed shot from outside the box is saved in the centre of the goal. Assisted by Iker Muniain. 24'- Foul by Álvaro Fernández (Manchester United). 24' - Nico Williams (Athletic Club) wins a free kick in the attacking half. 23' - Foul by Daniel Gore (Manchester United). 23' - Mikel Vesga (Athletic Club) wins a free kick in the defensive half. 22' - Offside, Manchester United. Victor Lindelöf tries a through ball, but Jadon Sancho is caught offside. 19' - Offside, Athletic Club. Nico Williams tries a through ball, but Óscar De Marcos is caught offside. 18'- Offside, Manchester United. Jadon Sancho tries a through ball, but Donny van de Beek is caught offside. 16' - Attempt missed. Íñigo Ruíz de Galarreta (Athletic Club) right footed shot from outside the box is too high. Assisted by Iñaki Williams. 9’ - Attempt saved. Iñaki Williams (Athletic Club) header from the right side of the six yard box is saved in the bottom right corner. 8’ - Attempt blocked. Harry Maguire (Manchester United) header from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Christian Eriksen with a cross. 2’ - Attempt saved. Jadon Sancho (Manchester United) left footed shot from the right side of the box is saved in the centre of the goal. Assisted by Facundo Pellistri.
This should be interesting. I think Arsenal have everything going for them to win this. City have looked off the whole pre season and their team oddly didn’t look right the entire preseason. Arsenal I though started to look sharp, made arguably some excellent signings and should be determined to put the woes of last season behind them.
I heard something to do with Nitrogen and …cow farts(?) I am really unsure of this and would like to learn more.
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Details about the answers are in the comments
| VS. | ||
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| Manchester United 2 | - | Borussia Dortmund 3 |
| Match Time: | ||
| Lineups | ||
| Heaton, Dalot, Lindelof, Maguire, Williams, Eriksen, Van de Beek, McTominay, Forson, Sancho, Pellistri | Kobel, Ryerson, Sule, Hummels, Wolf, Can (C), Sabitzer, Brandt, Malen, Adeyemi, Haller |
| Time | Event Type | Event Description |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | We are off | |
| 1 | Dortmund get an early chance as VdB’s error gives them a quick chance to counter. | |
| 6 | Mistake from Dortmund helps United get a good chance | |
| 18 | Not much going on. MUTV commentators have mentioned thier title mess up thrice by my count | |
| 24 | ⚽️ | Goal United!! Excellent goal by Dalot after a foul by Dortmund gave a free kick. A deadly follow up by dalot gets an amazing goal |
| 36 | Very dangerous free kick from Erikson but saved very well | |
| 37 | Fosun out Antony in. Likely due to the tensions with him and a few Dortmund players | |
| 43 | ⚽️ | Goal Dortmund, very much against the run of play, a deflection gets them level |
| 44 | ⚽️ | Goal Again Dortmund, very much against the run of play, ANOTHER deflection/misplaced pass gets them ahead |
| 45 | Half time of a very watchable game | |
| 52 | ⚽️ | Goal Antony Assist DvB |
| 71 | ⚽️ | Goal Moukoko |
One of my favorite tracks in the game which I often listen while studying or working.
| VS. | ||
|---|---|---|
| Manchester United 0 | - | Real Madrid 1 |
| Match Time: | 1:30 BST | |
| Lineups | ||
| Onana, Martinez, Mount, B. Fernandes (c), Varane, Shaw, Sancho, Wan-Bissaka, Mainoo, Garnacho, Rashford | Lunin, Carvajal, Alaba, Bellingham, Vini JR, Modric, Rodrigo, Camavinga, Tchouameni, Fran Garcia, Rudiger |
| Time | Event Type | Event Description |
|---|---|---|
| 0’ | And we are off | |
| 2’ | A foul gives a free kick in a dangerous area to Madrid. Marinoo goes down due to a contact | |
| 3’ | Mainoo looks to be going off for Eriksen. Free kick is wasted | |
| 4’ | ⚽ | Goal Madrid Bellingham beats the offside trap as Wan Bissaka played him on. He chipped over Onana to get the first goal of the game |
| 8’ | Casemiro and Garnacho linkup well for a chance. Good effort | |
| 12’ | Great run by Vini who cuts across a dangerous ball. Still 1-0 | |
| 18’ | Feel like I should mention this. Onana passed a cool ball under pressure from 2 real players pressing hard | |
| 19’ | Real get another opportunity as they break the offside trap yet again. We really need to work on this. Granted keeping Vini at bay is a challenge any day | |
| 30’ | Real’s counter is deadly and hard to manage for the united defense. United seem much more fluid in possession. The game is going their way but positive signs for united | |
| 34’ | I feel bad for whoever has to listen to these ESPN commentators on any regular basis | |
| 37’ | A great flurry of passes leads to a chance for Rashford who misses the target by a bit. Good movement from United | |
| 43’ | 🟨 | Lisandro gets a Yellow for being himself, All harm all foul. Good strong mistimed tackle on Jude. |
| 45’ | Half Time 1:0 to Real | |
| 46’ | 2nd Half KO No changes for Utd | |
| 51’ | United get 2 great chances. One from open lay as a series of passes opens up Real. The other from a dangerous corner | |
| 56’ | Excellent strike by Garnacho towards goal. Would’ve been a banger if it weren’t for a good save | |
| 60’ | UTD Subs That’s the team . Too many to count. Linerlof, Antony, Dalot Williams, Pellistri, Magure, Sancho | |
| 65’ | End to end chances as Scott M. Gets a great chance at goal after a good run. Real get another break on the counter but Onana saves via his legs | |
| 68’ | United has been playing very well. We get another good chance with VdB. As i say this a corner from Mardrid requires a line save. Exciting game this | |
| 70’ | Vini Jr goes off | |
| 85’ | Chances are going both ways but United definitely have the edge. Real are having difficulty trying to get a stable counter together. As i say this, some people invade the pitch… | |
| 89’ | ⚽ | Goal Real Madrid 2-0 Moment of magic from … Joselu? Great finish |
| 90+’ | Full Time 2:0 Manchester Untied lose; |
| VS. | ||
|---|---|---|
| Manchester United 2 | - | Arsenal FC 0 |
| Match Time: | 10pm BST | |
| Lineups | ||
| Heaton, Martinez, Mount, B. Fernandes (c), Varane, Anthony, Shaw, Sancho, Wan-Bissaka, Mainoo, Garnacho | Ramsdale, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Tomiyasu, Rice, Harvetz, Odegaard, Saka, Martinelli, Nketiah |
| Time | Event Type | Event Description |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Are we are off | |
| 2 | Good play and dangerous cross in by Arsenal | |
| 3 | It’s all arsenal right now. Most of the play is in our half with a few chances | |
| 4 | Good ball from Luke Shaw to Fernandes who crosses it to Antony, who scuffles the shot | |
| 7 | Long shot from Martenenlli, not troubling Heston though | |
| 9 | Good interplay from United almost leads to a goal but it became too messy | |
| 10 | Saka gets free and crosses to martinelli who gets a shot and a rebound. Both saved by Heaton | |
| 15 | Great touch from Luke Shaw leads to a corner which doesn’t lead to anything significant | |
| 27 | More active than the first few minutes, but nothing too decisive. Arsenal are pressing high and Untied are playing on the counter. Despite Arsenal’s seemingly dominant play, the chances are fairly even. | |
| 29 | ⚽ | Tom Heaton to Mino to Fernandes to GOALLL!!! Speculative effort By Fernandes and a superb goal |
| 37 | ⚽ | Sancho latches on to a mistake by Gabriel and scores an excellent goal!! 2-0 |
| 40 | Arsenal’s momentum is pretty much finished as their press dies down and are on the defense | |
| 43 | 🟨 | A committed and robust challenge from Martinez leads to a yellow card |
| 45 | A close effort from Antony sees the half end | |
| 46 | United kick off with the following team:- Heaton, Dalot, Lindelof, Maguire, Williams, McTominay, Casemiro, Eriksen, Amad, Forson, Rashford | |
| 51 | Arsenal take a free kick quickly to threaten United’s goal,but the effort is wasted by Nketiah | |
| 53 | There is a person yelling “Boo” into the mic. It’s really annoying (MUTV Coverage) | |
| 53 | Amad is down holding his ankle. Receiving on field treatment: EDIT He is walking about | |
| 57 | Arsenal get another corner but are quite wasteful with it. Gabriel Jesus comes on for Martenelli; Timber and Rice are out Partey replaced one off them. Pellistri is in for Amad | |
| 62 | Great United play out from the back under pressure leads to a chance as Dalot crosses a dangerous ball to an offside Rashford who missed the chance, which was a bit awkward to be fair | |
| 62 | Good play from Arsenal leads to a chance for Harvetz, who is quite wasteful with the chance | |
| 86 | Not a lot happening which is decisive. Pellistri had a good chance similar to Sancho earlier but narrowly missed the target | |
| 90 | Handball leads to a wasted chance by Arsenal from a good free kick. 4 minutes of time added | |
| FT | United win 2-0!! |
| VS. | ||
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| Manchester United 2 | - | Leeds united 0 |
| Match Time: | 15:00 UTC | |
| Lineups | ||
| Heaton; Wan-Bissaka, Varane, Martinez, Fernandes; Mount, Hannibal, Mainoo; Sancho, Forson, Diallo | Klaesson; Hjelde. Drameh, Cooper, Mullen; Gyabi, Shackleton, Greenwood; Poveda, Sinisterra, Georgino |
| Time | Event Type | Event Description |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Corner, Manchester United. Conceded by Sam Greenwood | |
| 3 | Attempt blocked. Hannibal Mejbri (Manchester United) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Jadon Sancho | |
| 9 | Attempt saved. Hannibal Mejbri (Manchester United) right footed shot from the centre of the box is saved in the centre of the goal. Assisted by Amad Diallo. | |
| 10 | Attempt missed. Mason Mount (Manchester United) right footed shot from outside the box is too high. | |
| 14 | Offside, Manchester United. Raphaël Varane tries a through ball, but Mason Mount is caught offside. | |
| 17 | Corner, Manchester United. Conceded by Liam Cooper. | |
| 18 | Corner, Leeds United. Conceded by Hannibal Mejbri. | |
| 19 | Offside, Manchester United. Jadon Sancho tries a through ball, but Hannibal Mejbri is caught offside | |
| 22' | Foul by Hannibal Mejbri (Manchester United). | |
| 22' | Darko Gyabi (Leeds United) wins a free kick in the defensive half. | |
| 21' | Corner, Manchester United. Conceded by Jeremiah Chilokoa-Mullen. | |
| 21' | Attempt blocked. Omari Forson (Manchester United) right footed shot from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Jadon Sancho. | |
| 22' | 🟨 | Hannibal Mejbri (Manchester United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul. |
| 28' | 💔 | API Broke So I, U/Skyraptor7 am doing the commentary |
| 30' | Good ball from Leeds, its their first real push forward that I can tell | |
| 33' | United are dominating possession, Leeds are not seeing much of the ball. Off topic, I forgot Javi Garcia managed them last season | |
| 35' | The high press catches Leeds off guard as they struggle to play out from the back and almost led to a forced error | |
| 39' | Good play from United leads to a free kick. That opportunity was wasted a bit | |
| 39' | Good effort from diallo from outside the box Near miss | |
| 45' | Half Time: United have played very well. Final touch has been lacking but Amad has been doing very well. Leeds have been more or less absent from the match with few good moments | |
| 46' | Second half starts with Leeds more active | |
| 51' | Pace of the game has slowed down a bit and Leeds are more involved in the game now | |
| 57' | Good play from leeds as Dan James sends in a dangerous cross, it is held on by Heaton | |
| 63' | Good play from United. A series of passes leads to a defensive mess and a half chance. Williams then sends a inspired outside of the boot pass | |
| 66 ' | ⚽ | Goal! Manchester United 1, Leeds United 0. Noam Emeran (Manchester United) left footed shot from the right side of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Isak Hansen-Aaröen with a through ball. Link https://twitter.com/UnitedGoals__/status/1679166198175481859?s=20 |
| 66 ' | Clumsy challenge from James leads to a United free kick | |
| 74 ' | Jump scare as leads manages to cut the defense via a through call. Offside | |
| 77 ' | Another shot from James but well wide of the target | |
| 80 ' | ⚽ | Goal United? Instinctive and creative ball from Soreitire leads to a goal from Hugull. Suspiciously offside tbh but the LB kept him on. Great goal!! [link] (https://twitter.com/UnitedGoals__/status/1679169390711824384?s=20) |
| 85 ' | Emran links up the wings and creates another challenge for the Leeds defense. He has been doing well in this outing | |
| 90 ' | Full time Manchester United 2 Leeds 0 |
| VS. | ||
|---|---|---|
| Manchester United | Leeds united | |
| Match Time: 15:00 UTC | ||
| Lineups | ||
| TBA | TBA |
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