ID: A drawing of a roller skating frog framed in a white bubble on a yellow background, they have on a pink hat with yellow horns coming out of either side and pink roller skates, they're smiling and holding up a drink with a straw, their bare butt facing the viewer, it has a little pink heart on it. There is vertical bubble text to the left that says "fuck em" and there are little stars all around.

Credit: Sugar & Sloth

ID: photo of someone holding up a cushion in a double-sided sequin cover where the sequins are a different colour or pattern depending on what direction they are laying.

Here the background sequins are blue, and a pattern has been brushed in the opposite direction in the shape of a slug's head complete with optical tentacles (eyes at the ends of antennae), to reveal Nicolas Cage's eyes and mouth perfectly fitting in to give the slug a face.

ID: Baby Yoda using a laptop, leaning back a little and staring at the monitor looking confused, above is text: "How tf a computer gone ask me if I'm a robot, mf u a robot"

ID: image of a crate trap baited with Blahaj

ID: Xtremely Transbian, Online @ThisACoolPerson posted:

"i imagine being a liberal is much like having a cat on your lap, in that you have a comforting distraction from misery and can't stand up for anything"

E: before people derail the conversation to offer me the fallen arm from the title - I've tried many different combinations, and they all result in a wrong looking shruggy face. Deal with it lol

ID:

"Me: *stands up really fast*

My entire body:"

Bellow are 12 different engine warning lights that you would have on a car dashboard.

::: spoiler ID:

1 Illustration of a person standing with their arms crossed, around them are the following items: a beanie, a sweatshirt, an open rucksack, a folded bandana, some power snacks, and a bottle of water with an ACAB sticker on it. Above it is text:

COME PREPARED:

Wear clothes you feel comfortable moving in, running shoes, and layers for the weather. Bring water, an energy bar, and a bandana in case of surveillance.

2 Illustration of 3 people walking in a row , two have their arms linked, a third is carrying a "FTP" sign. Above it is text:

ROLL WITH A CREW:

We roll together in "affinity groups." Before the march, share your contact info, legal and medical issues, and what to do in case of arrest. Have each other's back in the streets. Leave together.

3 An illustration of a birds eye view of a protest march. Above it is text:

TAKE THE STREETS, STAY TOGETHER:

The streets are our voice. Pigs will work to split us apart, force us onto the sidewalk, kettle us, and snatch people. Stay tight so they can't grab stragglers, regroup if we get divided, and take as many lanes as possible.

4 An illustration of a protest going down a city street, instead of continuing forward towards a police blockade, they are turning down a side street. Above it is text:

QUICK AT THE CORNERS:

Pigs use intersections to split the march and push us onto the sidewalk. Move fast to get ahead of their lines, flow around or push through them to stay in the street.

5 Illustration of two cops arresting a protestor. A person off screen shouts "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?? ", the person being arrested replies "MY NAME IS ..." the person off screen replies "YOUR DATE OF BIRTH". Above it is text:

GET FREE OR GET MOVING:

If someone is arrested, don't linger too long or pigs will kettle the march. Free the comrade, or else get their name and birthdate for jail support and keep it moving.

6 An illustration of a line of cops and a squad car, in front of them are a turned over bin and newspaper dispenser blocking the road. Above it is text:

BARRICADE THE BACK:

Drag objects into the street behind the march, to break up vehicles or lines of cops following us. These light blockades will also slow traffic and help shut it down.

7 An illustration of a birds eye view of a road with cars and people walking between them, there are police cars on the side road trying to get through. Above it is text:

WITH AND AGAINST TRAFFIC:

We march with traffic in order to keep the march together, and against traffic when we need to lose vehicles or lines of cops that are tailing us.

8 Several illustrations of activities and objects: there is a person jumping a turnstile, a person throwing a smoke bomb, two people carrying a large garbage bin, and a person bent over revealing their butt. There is also a can of spray paint, an umbrella, a doughnut, a large bike lock, and a laser pointer. In the corner is the approving Drake meme. Above them is text:

DIVERSITY OF TACTICS:

Everyone is free to support the cause as they see fit. We don't police each other's actions, or snitch on each other to pigs or the media. At the same time, we take care not to endanger others with our actions.

9 An illustration of a row of people standing in front of a house, joining hands. In the tree that is in the front yard there are signs: "no cop zone", "FTP", and "no eviction!". Above it is text:

SUPPORT THOSE DIRECTLY AFFECTED: We support the leadership of people who are directly affected by the issue at hand. Those of us with different privileges shoulder risks and burdens when others can't. Talk to people you are struggling with. The stronger our relationships, the stronger the movement and less cooptable it is.

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Credit: @frontlinemedics

ID: Drawing of a black cat from behind with their butthole on display as a white asterisk, they have a pink bow tied on their tail, and are looking back at the reader. Next to it is text:

"It's okay to tell some people to kiss Your ass you don't have to be nice to mean people all of the time"

Credit: @Radicallysunny

ID: Photo of a pink felt heart on a slightly paler pink background, overlaying is stylised text: "make the world a better place punch a nazi in their face"

ID: Photo of a white duck, next to it is plain text:

"I'm here to eat grapes and kick ass and the lemonade stand is fresh out of grapes"

::: spoiler for the kids uninitiated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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ID: image from The Sopranos, Paulie Walnuts has a confused look on his face and is raising his hand to gesture "hold on", the subtitles say "Ain't no fucking way that whole Siberian Orchestra is trans"

ID: drawing of a frog sitting on a lily pad that is floating on a river in a forest at sunset, there are some birds flying past. In the large setting sun is text:

"Nature's little menace.

A wet gremlin.

A swamp goblin.

Fear me."

credit: @radicallysunny

ID: A snippet from an old newspaper:

DANES SEE HITLER WAGING TARIFF WAR

Increases Virtually Ban Their Cattle-Scandinavian Papers Call for Reprisals.

Wireless to THE NEW YORK TIMES. COPENHAGEN, Feb. 10.-The recent cancellation of the Swedish- German trade treaty, with the resultant voiding of the most-favored-nation clause, has seemingly been used by the Hitler government as an opportunity to open a tariff war on the Scandinavian countries and the Netherlands.

ID: text says "what's the worst that could happen?" bellow it are two photos side by side of a ouija board rug on a floor, and of a robot vacuum cleaner being switched on

ID: From a Comrade posted:

"In the coming year, things will pop off. When they do, someone will volunteer to do security. They will possibly show up with a lot of battle rattle and a take-charge, can-do attitude.

Do not let them do security. Ask them to read some bell hooks. Ask them how many women they know trust them. Ask them to do some reproductive labor first, like working in a kitchen. Talk to them in depth about political theory. Understand their motivations and their relationship to violence and power.

Over half of people who want to do security, are people who should never do security. The biggest red flag for weeding out bad security people, is that they are eager to do security."

ID: drawing of a mantis in a pastoral scene, above it is text: "Bite some heads off if you need"

Credit: @Radicallysunny

...And fuck those who actively uphold it to maintain their own comfort at the expense of those more marginalised.

ID: A drawing of two mildly anthropomorphised earthworms, one has sunglasses on and an otherwise straight face, the other is screaming, a look of panic on their face. Above them is text: "It's time to decide if you want what's familiar or what's better"

Credit: @RadicallySunny

ID: In each of the 4 corners of the image is a drawing of an open matchbook, on the inside is a heart, and one of the matches' heads is heart shaped, in the centre is text: "IF STANDING UP FOR HUMAN RIGHTS BURNS A BRIDGE, I HAVE MATCHES."

Credit: @sheislimitless

ID: A scene from Legally Blonde of a conversation between Warner and Elle in the corridor at Harvard, in 4 panels:

Warner asks “Are you a man or a woman?”

Elle replies, smiling “I'm a communist”

Warner continues “No, I mean, what's in your pants?”

Elle looks confused “revolution.”