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Is it wrong for parents to have sex so loudly that their children can overhear?

My parents would just turn the music up, but the problem was after a while we learned exactly what it meant every time they played Enter Sandman loud. Mum would tell us she was just vocalizing - yeah I guess that's the word.

It got to be the song of fucking in that house and after a while they knew that we knew. So they changed it up and started playing Pantera instead. Fucking Gen X strikes again.

Everybody starts as a cream pie anyway and kids are going to hear something at some point, not sure how much it matters.

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What's the longest time you've denied yourself an orgasm?

I wanted to see if the orgasms would get better / stronger by waiting. Of course they did, but waiting got to be absolute torture, and very distracting too.

The first two days were no big deal, I just got stuck into work and cleaning / chores.

But by day three I was starting to see the world differently. You know how someone dying of dehydration in the desert will start to hallucinate water holes everywhere? It was like that.

My busty and free-spirited neighbour Sue wanted help getting something down from a high cabinet so I held her wiggling hips as she stood on the step ladder singing some Lady Gaga song. Thing is, she was wearing these yoga pants that clung to her like paint and I could see every important detail, which was not hard since her pussy was about thirty centimetres from my face as she strained to reach, standing higher on her painted toes, all the muscles in her legs and arse tensed and ready like a trap laid out to catch a wild animal.

When I got home the other neighbours were having sex loudly and I always like to rub myself to their image since they are hot (it's like a three-way that they don't even know about) but this time I just went and stood in the shower and blasted myself with cold water until I stopped thinking about tits and pussies and started thinking about how long it takes for a person to die from hypothermia.

The next day I made the mistake of going to the gym. Stupid I know. Katy the slutty influencer with the massive jugs was lying face down on a bench sobbing while her personal trainer who looks a lot like Margot Robbie, kneaded the back of her legs with long, experienced, capable, strong, caring fingers. Katy was having a sook about some injury that was probably bullshit knowing her, but that didn't matter, what mattered were the long, sensual caresses up and down the backs of those tight nineteen year old thighs and the way Margot looked like she was enjoying it as much as I was enjoying watching. They looked up and caught me staring so I said "Ummm" and ran into the change rooms like I had forgotten something.

That was my second big mistake. In the changerooms were three members of the local university women's volleyball team. They were sitting in a line on the benches and rubbing deep heat on each other's shoulders and laughing with their ample breasts hanging out for the whole world to see. The six breasts bounced in a certain deterministic order like the cylinders firing in a slutty engine as they laughed loudly and I found myself hypnotized like a fool staring at a swinging pocket watch. The looked around and saw me so I ran out again and back to my car.

The next day was the one that broke me. Lady from across the street (who I think was dealing drugs) was getting arrested. Two twenty something blonde police officers had her face down on the grass out the front of her house. One of them had their knee in her back. The other held her hands together behind her back and got cuffs on her. I swear one of those hands cupped her arse and the cop licked her neck but it could just be my mind playing tricks - that is the danger of playing with this stuff.

I said out loud "fuck this experiment" and ended the torturous streak while I was watching them though the window. Maybe it works for some people but this stuff is not for me.

So my longest is about 5 days I think, but my mind was not working right at the end so it's hard to say.

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Any good vacation stories? You are at a hotel or even on a cruise ship and have sex on the balcony.

Did a cruise once. A girl at the bar was getting harassed by a guy that couldn’t take the hint that she wasn’t interested. She kept looking over at me so I walked over and said “It’s time to go, are you coming?” and she said “Yes”. Then she followed me all the way back to my room without even asking where we were going.

Pam was all legs and pink lipsticked mouth and arse hanging out of her short shorts. I wanted to touch and harass her as much as any guy on that ship. As soon as we were inside my room that’s exactly what I did. I grabbed her by the waist, hard, and pulled her against me. My hands under the scarce denim at the back of her shorts, the heat of her arse in my palms. She squealed like she wasn’t expecting it but she didn’t back away. Her body was amazing, smooth thighs, small waist, massive tits, deep blue eyes just like the ocean at night.

Pam laughed, loud. “Not shy, huh?”

“We only live once.” Fuck, my heart was pounding in my ears.

Her pink lipstick was a little smeared from the drinks but I didn’t care. I just wanted her mouth. I kissed her, hard, and she bit my bottom lip like she wanted to rip it off and keep it.

I was so fucking wet by now, it was almost embarrassing. She ground on me, turning to rub her hip and arse against my clit. I swear to god I almost came from that alone.

My breath was ragged, hot and heavy. “You’re fucking unreal,” I told her. I bit at her bare shoulder, tasted suntan lotion and sweat and maybe a little tequila. Pam laughed again, grinding backwards on me.

I got my hand into the front of her tiny shorts from behind and found her cunt. Wet. Already soaked. There was no way she wasn’t dripping down her thighs right now. I curled two fingers in and she made this moan and bucked hard into my hand and hooked her arm around my neck to hold herself up.

My fingers were getting soaked, just absolutely mess-level wet. I starting rubbing in circles and she was humping my hand like she was about to break my wrist.

I tried to get her shorts down but she wouldn’t stop moving. I pressed her up against the little desk in the corner and yanked her shorts down finally, and her arse was perfect, just flawless, big and round and with a firmness I could feel every time I rubbed my cunt into it.

I got my fingers back in and started rubbing again, then instead of rubbing, pulling forward with my fingers fast and rough, like I was trying to pull them all the way through her as if she were tissue paper.

Pam was going crazy on my fingers, grinding back on them so hard that I thought she was gonna snap them off. She was moaning, this messy, sweaty, desperate sound, and every time my palm hit her clit she just went even wilder.

“Jesus. Fuck. Like that,” she was gasping, voice all breathless and hitching.

She shook and bucked so much I had to hold her up, her cunt squeezing my fingers so hard I thought I was gonna leave them inside her. She was dripping all over my hand. I was dripping all over her thigh. I was so fucking horny I could barely see straight.

“Don’t stop,” Pam begged, actually whined it, like she was seconds from crying if I took my hand away. “Please, don’t, fuck, fuck, fuck, don’t stop.”

Her legs started to give out so I slammed her forward against the desk again, bent her over so I could see her pink arsehole twitching above her dripping cunt and slid my fingers in and out, fast, rough, the way I like, while my other hand worked her clit.

She clawed at the wood. “Oh fuck, oh fuck” and it didn’t take her long to cum.

She screamed into the fake wood of the desk, arse flexing and pushing back into me as a fountain squirted from her pulsing cunt, I still remember that squeezing, insane death grip on my fingers and the heat and wetness pouring out of her, soaking me, my clothes and the carpet under her slutty heels.

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What brought you to Lemmy?

Age Verification is coming soon to reddit (and other major platforms)

And the mods are dicks that ban or delete content for no reason!

It's not just political opinions they will ban for all sorts of reasons or no reason at all!

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Hungover horn - what are your fantasies?

I had this dream last night that was really horny.

Basically I am a paramedic but in order to save young ladies lives I must give them orgasms.

First call of the night, and I am already in a bad mood because someone borrowed my 12 inch dildo and didn't return it to my medical kit. The batteries in the Magic Wand are almost fucked as well.

We present at the address and it turns out a Margot Robbie look-alike has slipped in the shower (probably drunk) and can't get up. No worries, bathroom scenes are hot, I can work with that.

I get in there quick, my Rabbit vibrator already out and ready to go, she starts to say "I think my hip-" but it's too late the rabbit is already in her and working it's magic and I reposition myself behind her head and cradle her head in my arms and kiss her forehead and tell her that "A Big Bold Beautiful Journey" was really not that bad a film and if it was then she was still good anyway and it was all Colin Farrel's fault or maybe the director. She agrees and moves my hands to her nipples which are already bullet hard and heaving up and down with each deep, needy breath.

Someone opens the bathroom door and it's a Tom Ackerley look-alike so I just yell "I've got this mate!" as Margot's legs are flopping around on the floor like a fish on the bottom of a boat and the red Rabbit vibrator is sticking out of her, buzzing like a horny little psycho bee. Tom tries to protest "But my wife-" so I punch him in the face and go back to Margot who is almost ready to cum now, almost but not quite. A naughty finger up her arse is what she needs to get over the line (kinky bitch).

Next call we need to go to a Miranda Kerr look-alike's house, she is having a seizure. No probs we get this all the time. I get her up on her knees so she is seizing back and forward against her desk, her arse making smacking sounds like a drum beat against the cheap plywood. Then I slip my suction cupped dildo in between her and the desk and she starts rocking back and forward in a way that I can tell is more than just a seizure, she is into it, so I grab her by the hips and really start hauling her arse backwards each time, so it slaps hard against the desk and the dildo fills her cunt fully with each and every rough stroke. I tell her she is still hot even though it's 2025 now and she cums with me watching the dildo stretch her until she rocks forward one last time and a massive fountain of squirt sprays the side of that shitty desk.

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What was your Best fantasy when masturbating? Do you have a short list of favorites that you keep going back to?

Here is one:

I have two pet girls. One is blonde and the other is a curvy asian. They have cat-tail butt plugs and little pink ears and diamond studded shock collars to ensure loyalty. And they meow, obviously, but only when told, and if they don’t? They get spanked or shocked or water thrown at them or I tie their little ankles together and have my way with them, but nothing too weird because I’m not a psycho, but like, enough for them to appreciate who’s in charge.

The blonde is a bratty little bitch who pushes my coffee mug off the table deliberately, because you need the bratty one, and the other is like, super sweet and obedient, and they hate each other because I play them against each other and punish the good one for the bad one’s fuck-ups, but also they’re obsessed with each other’s bodies and I often find them humping each other near their litter box when they think I am not paying attention (I am always paying attention). And I make them do stuff for me, like one massages my feet while the other eats me out or they crawl around the apartment on hands and knees with vibrators sticking out of them while I sip cheap wine and ignore them until they’re so desperate to cum they start humping both of my legs at the same time and I relent and tell them they can 69 each other until they get off but afterwards they must eat some cat food.

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My boldest reveal yet and a community call [F]

I just went to lemmy.world.

Searched top posts of the last 6 months.

It's politics, memes and shitposts. I clicked through 10 pages of search results and didn't see one NSFW result.

I think we do have a problem here indeed Dr.

I try to push limits as much as possible but maybe I could be crazier if I tried?