Doesn't this break competition laws?
Couldn't Google/YouTube be sued over this?

Just stop buying iPhones, problem solved.

People with ADHD will never make it through an ad.

It's not that successful if the userbase hates it and would rather use a competitor.

Please add back spacebar heating bug.

Microwave : boils water
Stovetop : boils water
Electric stovetop : boils water
Induction stovetop : boils water
Electric kettle : boils water
Open flame : boils water

Bri'ish "people" : *pretending they have any sense of taste* "mIcRoWavE wA'eR taSte difFerenT."

Go help out Godot or perhaps Bevy, financially, by contributing code &/or bug reports or by any other means you may be capable of.
When Unity dies you'll be thankful you did.

They don't have to release on Linux at all!!
All they have to do is click a checkbox in the EAC SDK & contact Battleye to support Valve's Proton & that's it!!
It is a Tim Sweeney problem.

Translation : "I run worthless crapware via Termux on them, that ends up generating negative income once you factor in electricity cost".

Skin Cancer Competition

[26383.139688] anx7688 0-0028: recv ocm message cmd=0xf2 01 f2 Ød
[26383.139732] anx7688 0-0028: received HARD_RST, idiot firmware is bored

This indicates that the PinePhone is encountering issues with the anx7688 modem driver and is receiving a Hard Reset (HARD_RST). The "idiot firmware is bored" is likely a humorous or sarcastic remark about the perceived quality or stability of the modem firmware causing this issue.
Based on the "bored" remake, I assume it probably has to do with some sort of wake state, where after some time of not receiving signals the modem hardware turns off then doesn't wake when signals are sent, requiring a hard reset to power on, but that's just speculation.
The PinePhone uses a power management processor called "CRUST" to achieve great standby numbers, but it can lead to issues with the modem waking up after deep sleep, so I believe my speculation is plausible.
Maybe a possible fix would to be to send the modem dummy "do nothing" packets or signals at repeating intervals to keep the hardware awake.

Edit : my speculation here seems incorrect, thus the solution is incorrect as well.
See below.

They literally violated the AGPL license of Mastodon and thought they'd get away with it.
Literally the only reason why we know it's based on Mastodon is because of some smart redditor forcing a page crash exposing the Mastodon error message warranting further investigation.
It wasn't until they got called out and got a formal notification of the breach in terms that it got fixed; because if they didn't with the 30days allotted time they would've been sued.

Tim Sweeney has a personal grudge against Linux.

rm -f sense_of_humor.bin

Tim Sweeney is a fuckin retard.
All it takes is one click in the EAC SDK to support Valve's Proton. (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

The Luddites of Linux are one's desperately trying to convince people that Xorg is perfectly flawless and that Wayland is vaporware.

I think there's plenty of use for a computer in the woods, particularly for automation, telling time, etc. just not any task that requires internet obviously.

For example, imagine having a solar panel and battery connected to an Arduino that controls some sort of motor or pump and at certain times of the day it turns on and waters your crops. You could even use sensors connected to the Arduino to measure environmental conditions like temperature, humidity, and soil moisture.

Are the Gnome devs going to be there?

Oh yeah? Then explain this!! /s