People do this in an attempt to minimize their footprints on the freshly mopped floor, either by walking on their toes or dramatically spacing out their steps. This comes at a risk of slipping though so people use their arms and body to help maintain stability to avoid a fall which results in the "lava walk"

I'm partial to calling it Xitter, pronounced shitter

I'd have that framed and hang it up every year as a badge of honor. This person won Halloween 👏👏👏

Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town." Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing. Didn't ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

I wish the rapture was real so the rest of us could just get on with our lives without these manipulative greedy fucks

If this isn't theft, then the inverse isn't either. Raise your flags, it's time once again to sail the high seas

He detonated the deep personal relationships I had with half my friends and most of my family, what's that worth?

I worked custodial at WDW from 1998-2000. Our main offenders were Brazilian children, but the parents would be there and let them do it

Is this a kissing movie?!?

A can of Pringles is one serving

They could easily combine to create an organization called DAFT

Xitter, pronounced shitter

I live in Germany and I just had hernia surgery. The entire procedure including appointments leading up to surgery a couple weeks ahead of time and post-op appointments over a couple weeks after came up to 905€, TOTAL... my copay was 45€. And I have the expensive private insurance that gives me access to single person hospital rooms and my procedure is done by the hospital chief surgeon

Follow that with "Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities”... and you start to get a feel for the playbook the GOP is using

Do it, you spinless bag of dicks!

Any offense from the clerk is certainly either frustration or a negotiating tactic. Negotiating is their business, if they're getting offended by low-ball offers they need to find a new line of work

Sin isn't real. Live your life however you want without being a dick to others

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Into the Wild was kind of the inverse of this. Obviously it didn't work out for the guy, but why does it have to? He had an idea he wanted to achieve and followed his dreams

It would be awesome to have a life sized version of the 3 legged pizza table on a pizza area rug