Meanwhile, in England, it’s been 18-20 degrees for the entirety of July so far

Easy to circumvent. If you can be arsed, go get UTM or Virtualbox, either virtualise Windows or Linux, install an OS then run a vpn inside the VM. They are probably fingerprinting you with cookies or machine id

Yeah and this time last year it was a furnace. I honestly feel sorry for mainland europe inhabitants, I was dreading this summer, my pets nearly died last year.

As long as I don’t melt and it’s stays below 30

I’m failing to see your point in reference to what I originally commented. last year to the day it was a new record of 40.3°, today it was 19° I was pointing out the stark difference in comparison to what Europe is currently experiencing and to what we experienced last year.