Honestly, r/ducks was one of my favourite subs. If not my favourite. I am so glad I saw this.

Can you explain what the "no child left behind" alarm is? I've tried duckduckgoing it, but, it's just giving me references from the uk gov site, and I don't know of it's the same thing, as to me, the government one seems more like an act, and less of an alarm.

It's always sunny in philadelphia made an amazing episode on the bathroom situation.

Man, if I saw someone riding a fucking electric unicycle, I too would pop a wheelie.

If I actually trusted myself to not fuck it entirely.

I do have a car, to be fair. But, it's really useful for me. But nowhere near as good as a bike. Fuck other drivers. Funny when it looks like their trying to race you, and it's like "I'll be at 100, before you hit 60, calm down.

Ohhh, that's pretty cool honestly.

So, technically, if you were built different, and I know it's very different to a car, you'd be happy with a motorbike?

Go to the gym and start being able to lift 350kg. Join the bike life. It's a thrill.

They could just make their own? It'll be special to then as well

Honestly, that's just really impressive. You should try to pish yourself to see how quickly you can get up to 35.

Obviously, however, please do it safely

To be fair, the only reason I can see for having a smart fridge is , if you're at the shops or at work, and you need to check if you need anything, you can just use that.

But, like, I can't see any other purpose. And even that one is instantly voided by using that magical little thing, and making yourself a list.

Well, thank you so much.

Glad to see you out here wearing clothing. If that means what I think it means. Stay safe, friend.

I thought so. I did have to Google though.

It's only available for android, however, duckduckgo has an app tracker protection thing.

Only downside is that it runs aa a vpn, so if you use a vpn out of home, you've gotta pick. I suggest you try it and look though. You'll be horrified

Oh, also, as a fun experiment. Enable the protection, then go use Chrome for a bit.

Oh? Nothing is infinite? What about the universe? Sure it ends somewhere. But not for long.

Oh, also, my hatred for myself is pretty infinite.