Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his "back pocket"

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

Neo's eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him "get out, they're coming for you Neo" into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he's in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!

They have been moving on this path since Regan, they just have the court and the rigged voting maps now they feel comfortable being open about thier intentions. While people like me was derided as alarmists they were building the engine that got us here

Burning the Quran may not be inherently racist but this meme is, good God

There's been places that I really dislike Biden on, but overall he's been a pretty good president

It feels like everyday I hear or see a dementia joke after my mom was diagnosed. It hurts being reminded literally everywhere I go for escape

China: hey Alphabet, we'll give you five dollars for it

Alphabet: of course! Would you like our special CIA package?

I'm sure just like Ted Cruz he's going remain consistent and not immediately flip to defending Trumps crimes once Trump wins the nomination.

MySpace and LiveJournal as well, but I am 99% LJ is mostly around for the benifits of George R. R. Martin

9 whole days is like 50 years in virus!

Drink a gallon of bleach and learn how much power you have over those little fuckers!

I was monogamous with Shadowheart and it hurt having to tell literally everyone to put it back in their pants

It's a dangerous precident to ensure public officials can't commit crimes with impunity?

It always has been! Every fucking day there is a new article about "ThE gOp Is LoSiNg" then as the reality sets in we get these bizarre completely disconnected articles that seem shocked at the prospect that the front runner for one of two parties may actually win.

I'm so tired of the news agencies complete and utter fantastical outlook.

Here's another spoiler for the news agencies that everyone already knows. We missed our chance with climate change, it's here and it's killing

The internet went from Goatse to "unalived" the Panopticon of self censorship has gotten out of hand since tiktok hit the market

The first wars were thought to be a bunch of people facing off and throwing rocks and sticks at each other. We've been throwing shit for as long as we could walk

It doesn't matter what fantasies they tell themselves. They wanted to forcefully subvert the governing document of the country and instill their leader in a non democratic way. If that's patriotism then the word is completely useless

Yes, but we like to call him Zucc

Vauge motivations? Attacking nato nations? Not getting any specific information for their supposed goals but instead just random sensitive data? Emphatically denying they're with any nation while avoiding a certain brick wall?

I wOnDeR wHo tHiS cOuLd Be!?

Slim, but not zero!