I keep seeing people post puns as dad jokes. Worse yet, sometimes it’s just words that sort of sound like other words and aren’t even puns.

Look, we know the seminal dad joke is:

Kid: “I’m gay” Dad: “Hi Gay, I’m Dad!”

I will endeavor to bring a better variety of dad jokes to the community, and I hope you shall as well.

Didn’t notice Smith had grown a cop-stache.

Maybe he will decide to do us all a favor and hold out.

Driving to camp a local radio station was doing one of those fake call-in drama segments. My 12yo asked what I thought about the situation. I explained that those segments are fake and that the “callers” are local improv artists or out of work actors. After listening to the segment, my 12yo said”You can tell by their fake radio voice”. When we got to camp the first thing said after hellos was “Did you know those radio call in shows are fake?!”. I guess the tweens have a topic for the day.

Clickbait title aside, this is good news as it seems Pitts’ MCL repair and rehab is complete.

Episode: QB Rankings and Playcallers with Jourdan Rodrigue.

Aside from the Ridder chat, a funny aside about Shanahan being able to coach Natalie Portman up to NFL starter standards.

Glad to see that our front office is remaining a class act now that "Quarterbacks" is out and outlets are looking for quote fodder. Nothing really new in here, except maybe the disconnect about the discussion about MM getting his leg surgery. I think it all worked out for everyone in the end.

I've been hearing about this show for a while, mostly via ads on NFL podcasts that I listen to. Has anyone actually watched it yet? Knowing how crazy some of the games were last season, I suspect there is some juicy stuff in there from the Falcons. I just want to see what people think before deciding whether or not to dive into the series.

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I am still working through fediverse communities to curate my subscribed experience. As such, I still like to look at Local/All feeds to get ideas for additional subs. While doing that, there are many topics/communities that just aren’t relevant to me. I would like to be able to preemptively block them rather than have to manually click into their community to block them.

Does the fediverse support regex use to block? I can’t find it anywhere. For example, if I don’t want to see anything related to “Bork” I would like to be able to use that regex to block all the “Bork” related communities (Bork, ActualBork, BorkinSmork, SmolBork, BorkCirclejerk, etc. ). Is this possible?

Buried in this story about new luxury boxes is the very important news that MB hot dog prices will be lowered to $1.50. I guess Blank finally went to a Costco.

It was refreshing to see a take the recognized just how bad Mariota’s passing fame was and that it affected the young star players last year. Especially as they saw the improvement with Ridder in the final four games.

I don’t believe in year to year momentum, but it is a good indicator that the front office is not just blowing smoke by sticking with Ridder as a Tannehill-esque upside for Ridder.

Two teams enter. One team gets to break the streak by winning. Right now, the Falcons have a healthy overall win record against the Panthers. Especially at home. Let’s hope that trend continues this season.