Reminds me of this one

Reminds me of Beethoven writing Für Elise for sometime he loved, and when he was rejected, the music was finished in such a way that she could not play it.

I don't know if this helps, but I didn't meet my wife until I was in my forties. You have time.

I bet there will be a retaliatory attack on his Biden

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

David Sedaris

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png

This is exactly the type of thing that will cost you your security clearance, for a good reason.

if nothing else, this is a dead giveaway

found this with a partial reverse image search.

Even if it could, which it cannot, imagine everyone on social security suddenly having no income, but still being able to vote.

Unless the warden doesn't allow it

They don't know. They exist because their traits allowed them to survive better than other traits. If an evolution fails, they cease to exist. What's left over is what you get to see

A Klingon orgy would be a literal riot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOGO.SYS

the costly policies that the United States has pursued for the past quarter century have been rooted in a false premise.

No shit