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After that great night's sleep, you can call me Wayne Knight.
Because I'm feeling like a Newman!
Why was the envelope feeling so confident going into his job interview?
He was addressed for success!
One time, on a first date...
I mentioned that I was a writer.
She asked, "Nom de plume?"
I replied, "Once, but the ink tasted terrible."
I like my beverages to be up with the times.
That's why I only drink teas that are currant.
Being a lawyer is hard.
Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!