Oh man, if I was Suzie, Calvin would be so dead after that last remark...

Normally this strip gets a laugh out of me but this one wasn't funny at all.

This is getting painful. I never put my parents' car in a ditch but I did other stuff and I know exactly how he feels.

I love the way Calvin pokes a big hole in Dad's story there at the end and suddenly it's "Welp, time for bed"...

I hope he grew up to become a very understanding father...

The FBI would be on his doorstep before he could hang up.

When Calvin says something is gross... ugh... I don't even want to think about it.

He's so bright and imaginative, he probably would have invented 4chan--or something even worse.

She knows you too well, Calvin.

That kid has an amazingly sophisticated imagination.

First time this strip got me to laugh. Keep it up!

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Guess I won't change much, then.

Doesn't it usually?

Guess it's time to leave Nova. Any recommended alternatives?

Now I'm trying to imagine the stories he told his kids when he grew up.

Oh, those innocent times...

Wait 'til Calvin hits 40 and finally realizes he actually peaked at 6...

Bet she locks it from now on... If she still has a car to lock.