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The asteroid orbiting Arachna in the Delta Pavonis system is called “Itsy” the first moon is called “Bitsy” and the last moon is called “Worthless”… did someone from the UK name these? (Example 1: that Air Force plane they named “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Light-Grey Anti-Sub Machinery”)

(Example 2: that boat they named “Boaty McBoatface”)

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I have taken out the screws, but there is something between the battery bay and the volume dial that is keeping the bottom cover on, I need help opening it so I can replace the capacitors, you see, it won’t work and so I am blaming it on bad caps, and since I am experienced with soldering, I want to replace the capacitors myself, as this cd player is more than likely long discontinued, the model number is: A5258

Yes I am that guy from reddit... yes I am on lemmy now, I invented cats to destroy avian spy drones...

I flashed a retro pie installer onto my SD card, but it had important files I can't replace on it, now it's FAT and the only FAT formats Windows will read is FAT32 and exFAT, I have recuva but I am scared that if I reformat the card I will lose all evidence of the files existing which = BAD

I think the boom of users is because of Reddit's API changes, I am here because I was permanently banned from Reddit because I had an opinion