This is hysterical!

You can get lost, and then your friends need to form a search party for you.

I'm wondering if the Emergency Services will need to be called?

You give me a coffee shop with big ass sofas and a piano and chess sets and wifi and I’ll gladly pay $5 a cup to hang out. I’ll probably end up spending another $20 while I’m there. But the coffee alone just ain’t worth it.

I agree with Chandler. I heard Central Perk is cool.

How to be a pro Call of Duty player 101

Lesson 1 : Swearing, slurs and mom jokes to throw off the other team and gain a psychological advantage

It's the same as divine right of kings and queens

That it's God's will that they are the monarch, they are not bound by normies laws etc, and everything they do is blessed by God.

Nobody uses their garage for cars anymore.

The garage is for storage of all the useless stuff they've bought and didn't use past the first week.

They also like parking their RAM trucks and 4WDs on their front lawn to show their offroading capabilities and small penis size. But mostly just to show off their cars/trucks etc.

But full self driving will be available next year!

I'm rooting for the carrots.

Ha. Haha. Bahahahahaha!

The US has never fully recognised the ICC; it never was passed in Congress/Senate, and under George W Bush formally withdrew in 2002.

The US also passed in 2002 an act that enables the President to use any and all means possible to go get any US military personnel that were charged and held by the ICC.

Interesting fact: The seven countries that voted against the treaty establishing the ICC were Iraq, Israel, Libya, China, Qatar, Yemen, and the United States. Make of that what you will.

Source: wikipedia

So, you'll just need to provide your name, email or phone to any internet site and app you use? Maybe your ID too.

Fucking tools.

I can't wait for MillAI VanillAI

And the ARAI charts and awards.

For when:

• Your telco is down
• Your internet is down
• Your bank is down
• The telco, internet or bank of the vendor is not available
• Your phone updates/has a fit
• Your payment app updates/has a fit
• Google/Apple/Samsung has a fit

You guys convinced me I should keep carrying enough cash to get ripped off by a taxi to get home.

Have you thought about this from an alternate security point of view?

What if someone breaks into your house/apartment? They now have your wallet with ID, cash(?), credit cards and any other goodies. If it's with you, at least you have an option to put up a fight!

His Mom wouldn't let him fight

Because it's not only you making a withdrawal, and banks have thousands of ATMs and over 40 years of data to work out what to stack their ATMs with

No, you mean everything below $10 increases in price by 10%,and everything above $10 goes up by 2-10%.

It's a free price bump to every retailer.

Hello, October inflation! The RBA meetings in November and December will be fascinating!

They helped him up, then helped him to the floor again.

I'm not in real estate, but I think for that to happen, multiple things would be so bad that everyone would be fucked anyways.

The 'leap' off the building 🤣

They really spared no expense on their stunt budget!

Wait, is Stallman right again?

AGAIN?

If somebody beat him stupid, how would anyone be able to tell?