You mean cozying up to human traffickers and literal Nazis and limiting people to reading a handful of tweets per day didn't convince advertisers to invest??? Who could have imagined that?

I don't believe he's going to sleep as well as he thinks. If he dresses up like that he's liable to be visited by three spirits during the night who will teach him the true meaning of Christmas.

The fact that it's currently July would make it all the more unsettling

Someone should have asked the judge if they would be ok with a 66 year old janitor groping their crotch for 10 seconds in the court room right now

I've just quit using Reddit completely at this point. The only time I go on there at all anymore is if a specific post is the best result when I'm searching for something

Why don't they train them to fly there sober? That seems like the responsible thing to do...

If I don't know who it is then I'm not answering shit. I don't even bother looking up the numbers anymore because they all come from spoofed caller IDs now, and if you answer you'll get 1000 more scam calls immediately because now they know you're dumb enough to pick up

Jesus Christ, I got a third of the way through this listing and felt like I'd worked there for 3 years and gotten burnt out already

Who is this? I missed this meme completely somehow lol

According to the internet this is a standard sign for the employee exit at all Yum brand restaurants (KFC, Taco Bell, etc)

They said it has something to do with not going to your car by yourself after dark

Why does the daughter have a tapeworm?

Sounds like a good deal to me!

Did you seriously just repost your own story hoping to get a different result?

Wtf is wrong with you

YTA for everything in this hopefully fake story and for wasting everyone's time reposting it

You mean their precious official app didn't get better once they destroyed third party apps??? What a surprise!

Facebook goes out of its way to ruin everything, big surprise there... I got rid of Facebook years ago and I'm amazed that anyone still uses it. They've gone out of their way to spread hate, steal data, publish misinformation etc why are so many people still supporting it?

The answer is that people today would gladly give their souls away for free if it saves them the minor inconvenience of having to put in the minimal effort required to find something better

I think what he means is that everyone he knows is better off than they used to be, and all this chatter by the nameless riffraff of poors is irritating to him...

What a dick.

I was banned from the Anti-Work subreddit for questioning why someone in a picket line was dressed like the wish .com version of Che Guevara. He looked ridiculous, nobody else was dressed up, and they were picketing a fucking Starbucks.

I thought it was just a funny observation but the mods banned me after it got upvoted to top comment on the post lol

So three men kept her trapped in a car for 3 hours and spent the entire time basically saying how much they want to gang bang her.

She apparently felt resigned to put up with this up to the point that it escalated to one of you actually putting your hands on her, at which point she quite understandably felt that she was in real physical danger and could not longer keep up pretending that any of this was ok

When you realized she was still clearly traumatized by this event a week later you patted her on the head like she was a wayward puppy so she would know how silly she was being.

This is either fake or you are the most clueless misogynist in the world

I hope for her sake that this story is rage bait

Either way you are clearly a gigantic gaping asshole

Meta will ruin anything and everything it touches and then announce all the great new "features" they've introduced. Anything they take part in is just an effort to control people to maximize profits.

The Beatles were definitely somewhat innovative for their time, but yeah I'm sick of hearing about how they "invented modern music".

I started a debate once that The Yardbirds were ultimately more influential than the Beatles. Someone got seriously for real mad about it and it almost became a physical altercation lol

Not true! I stopped carrying a wallet almost 2 years ago!