Especially funny while driving. "Shit, where are my keys! Oh, in the ignition, obviously. But my phone?! Oh, it's in the middle console hooked up to CarPlay. Well..."
But then you realize you left the wallet in the fridge and put the lasagna in your pocket.
Yep, the phone thing... keys and wallet, not so much. But the phone... if my wife sees what I've been doing on Lemmy... let's just say my life will most probably be very different from what it is now.
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Especially funny while driving. "Shit, where are my keys! Oh, in the ignition, obviously. But my phone?! Oh, it's in the middle console hooked up to CarPlay. Well..."
But then you realize you left the wallet in the fridge and put the lasagna in your pocket.
Not true! I stopped carrying a wallet almost 2 years ago!
I also stopped carrying a wallet….
…now I just put it in my pocket instead.
I just put a big rubber band around my ID, my debit card, my laundry card and a little cash!
Ravioli Ravioli, what’s in the pocket-oli
Yep, the phone thing... keys and wallet, not so much. But the phone... if my wife sees what I've been doing on Lemmy... let's just say my life will most probably be very different from what it is now.
On the flip side you'd probably have all the time to stay on Lemmy
That is true... I could probably become that niche Lemmy celebrity I always wanted to be 🤔.
🤌
Spaghetti is the only pasta in my pockets
Keys and wallet are always in my bag though.
That's what THEY want you to believe!
i usually keep 5 thing in my pockets, phone and earbuds in the right and wallet keys and a bottle of water in the left
What about the lasagna?
not yet
I don't know what I would do without my pocket lasagna.
On two or three occasions so far, I've begun getting genuinely anxious about not knowing where my phone is WHILE LOOKING AT MY PHONE 🤦🤣
Where's the pocket sand?
Who else hasn't felt their phone in their pocket only to realise you are holding it
Yes I have occasionally looked for my phone with my phones flashlight
I've been on the phone with people and proceeded to ask them if they've seen my phone.
Are you Garfield?
You know it's an old meme because it included a wallet
That's why I've started keeping my lasagna in my fanny pack.