new and old lemmings shoot me your favorites!

i want your best ned flanders-esque insults right now

To those of you experienced fediverse users, are there any beginner friendly apps/platforms you'd recommend for the new people dipping their toes in?

Whatcha up to this blackout eve? How are you spending it? Anything you've made more time for? Do any of you feel antsy? Lmk! :)