Kick it back to the states, they said.

I go from -"that's stupid" to "aww hell no" the second I find out the school accepts even a single dollar of taxpayer money.

Fun fact, if you could pull out one dollar per second and went nonstop, it would take over 11 days to pull out all one million dollars.

Today's phrase is "garnish your wages." If their protest doesn't involve moving to another country it's not going to happen. I've thought about it too, but my contingency,for that definitely involves moving to Scandinavia.

Not true as I've often been born on January 1st in the early 1900's.

Alright, so I'm studying to be a counselor, and one of the methods they taught us about using with little kids was called sand tray therapy. It's where you put toys/dolls/objects in a small sandbox and ask the kids to tell a story with them. The idea is that they might not have the right words yet, but they can communicate ideas and emotions more easily in pretend play. Anyway, they show us a video of this little girl setting up a doll for her dad, her dad's new girlfriend, and herself. The therapist asks her what would the scene be like if it were perfect....the little girl flicks her finger to knock the new girlfriend face down in the sand and walks off holding her dad's hand; leaving the new girlfriend behind. And in that moment, I understood the power of sand tray therapy.

Oh man, this feels good because I filed an FTC complaint against them :D

Is Uncle Asbestos coming?

It's not even unique to WW2. The Japanese killed somewhere between 3 and 10 million Chinese civilians, burning some of them alive. If that range sounds insane, it's because it is. Some estimates put the number of civiians killed by the Japanese as high as 20 million. Wikipedia.

Assuming that getting married means you'll never masturbate again.

President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

We need to build more Titanic submarines.

The first one because it represents a charging horse hitting someone off to their side with a lance.

I'm over here getting nostalgic for BEANS.

And yet every dwarven miner protests against the corp by drinking beers and dancing to the jukebox for great lengths of time.

Regular police officers not wearing full body armor and tactical gear.

Hot take: The cops knew the case wouldn't stand but it worked just fine to get her protest out of the way for the fossil fuel summit to continue.

Also noping out at "Creqte an account or continue with Facebook login."

Sometimes you don't get a chance to say what you wish you had.

I've been staring at this pic for an hour and I can't think of any possible rule it would violate besides "no giant rat balls." Which seems fair but unlikely to exist yet.