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fucking French

Youtube has decided that I need to see all the badly designed French things... I seriously don't know why.
I watched ONE short a while ago from Top Gear about "the most French French car" and that it had several really odd and objectively bad design decisions, and after that Youtube must have put a flag on my account that says "likes to watch things about the French being shitty engineers". I haven't watched any others since none of them have seemed interesting, but they keep recommending them.
It's so weird.

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What porn have you lost and are now searching for? What's your white whale?

Two videos I've spent so much time looking for.

The first one was a girl, early 20s, sitting on an armchair and masturbating with her fingers, she had pubic hair and was either blonde or ginger. She was kind of doing it sneakily, I think it was titled something like "masturbating quietly/secretly to orgasm". I think she had a blanket on too, her legs up on the armchair and spread so you see everything well from the perspective of the camera.

The second one is an Asian woman using a clear, not glass, dildo while sitting on a stool in a shower or bathroom. Absolutely perfect body and is uncensored. You don't see her face but it was titled as her being Asian.

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I'm about to eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich for the first time at 24. AMA

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"Old fashioned peanut butter"

Fucking America and your disgusting food shit. I'll never stop feeling ill when I remember that peanut butter has sugar in it in the US (It's doesn't in most of the world). And PB&J sandwiches are on the edge of being too sweet for me with real peanut butter and a thin layer of jam. I'm convinced Americans get broken in some way when it comes to food when they're toddlers because of all the disgusting shit and that just never goes away.