Maybe trump can actually be pressured to do this like Joel Osteen. Ah who am I kidding. The only reason it worked with Joel is he pretends to be a man of God.

I'm reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

Ever since it was explained that Mr. Beast only smiles with his mouth, I get skeeved out every time I see him.

Incredibly sad that it failed.

That last line hits like a truck.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Rest in power. Fuck the Chicago PD.

I'm sorry Jon.

I feel like those funky robots may have done some of the heavy lifting.

Didn't Trump axe that one too?

A more competent sort of villain.

In this economy?

Columbus Day could also be celebrated by breaking into someone's house and forcing them to find and bring you money. If they don't bring enough start killing their family.

Ok, I, I set the state on fire.

https://archive.org/donate This would be it if it were up and running. I wonder if there's any other avenues?

I find this strangely adorable.

Not even close. Chattel slavery is much worse.

I would not have guessed 58 years old.