Guess the executives didn't want to wait for him to take one of their planes and die naturally by getting sucked out at 35,000 feet when a door falls off.

Imagine being so up your own ass that Matt Gaetz is too open-minded and welcoming for you to stomach.

The Republicans started an ill-advised conflict without an exit strategy? Who could've seen that coming!

Yeah, apparently NASA are real sticklers about all the doors staying on all the time. Just ridiculous standards to expect!

Imagine being such a piece of shit that even the Republicans don't want to associate with you.

Damn, Republicans are really committed to being a Captain Planet villain now.

In other news, hundreds of Alabama hospital staff were arrested for keeping children locked in freezing rooms for weeks on end.

The enshittification proceeds apace. Fuck u/spez.

Because she isn't? Sure she's better than any of the Republicans, but that's a stupid low bar and doesn't really tell you much. Her record in California is abysmal, she had zero support in her campaign, and she's done fuck all since she became VP. She's essentially a glorified security barrier to stand between the nuclear codes and whatever asshat the Republicans end up shoving in as Speaker in the event that Biden goes the way of all flesh during his term.

For those keeping score at home, that's 0.36 Scaramuccis she lasted there.

Don't vote for a third party. That's just voting for Trump with extra steps.

Joel Michael Singer, an entitled rich asshole, was filmed belligerently headbutting a restaurant staff member, and then filled a bunch of DMCA demands to remove the video where it was posted, resulting only in it getting posted more and more.

Here's an article about it: https://heavy.com/news/2020/05/joel-michael-singer/

The video itself, with sound, can still be seen on The Bad Place whose name we don't mention.

TL;DR - Spez is a greedy little pig boy.

In the name of religion.

Precisely how many people have been full on ready to drunkenly bang their daughter, and were persuaded not to by a billboard?

Turn them into arenas where the public can hunt millionaires for sport.

All it would take would be Trump dropping a single line in one of his rambling diatribes about how he ate a guy once, and folks like this would do an immediate about face and push to legalize cannibalism.

Half of her supporters said in one poll that they'd vote for Biden instead of Trump if she doesn't win, I want her to hang in as long as she can!

Bingo. Cops excel in escalation.