This is why I get dumb appliances, the dumber and simpler the better. Yes, I work in tech.

I think that is one reason why Valve has remained dominant in this space for over 20 years.

Poland wins the sneak attack award for the 21st century.

I bet Richard finished his workout way before Georgia.

"Oh honey, I got addicted to this tropical powder they call cocaine!"

This sounds like what auto companies do to avoid tariffs!

Dude is afraid of paper with words on them. Tough.

Public Enemy was dropping songs about this 30+ years ago, things worse now.

I didn't know she was Canadian, guy.

"I'm the body, this sucks grammy."

Man, I had the biggest crush on her back in the day.

Attention Bajoran workers!

I use it on my old Pixel 3a to play livestream bird feeders for one of my cats.

500 miles on Amtrak east coast can take about 10 hours! I'm doing it again in a few weeks. That's just so dumb slow embarrassing.

Yep, lame.

This is why I mostly play games from yesteryear. You start it up and play. No nonsense.

Remember when these idiots were worried about Sharia law taking over? They decided to just go that route themselves. Punish them at the polls people.

I'm the rare person that loves both Star Trek and musicals, so this was perfectfor me to see!

Watch out for the sleep deprivation spell, that one sucks.

I can see an "Arnold from Commando" kind of dude.