Was anyone else aware that nudity isn't simply a case of undress, but a virus, which can be spread like chickenpox? I sure as hell wasn't, prior to reading this story

Just what we've all been clamoring for..... MORE tracking by the federal government, in addition to the rapid increase of state power since 9/11

Don't bring guns to school, kids. If the staff have to choose between their establishment potentially becoming the next Columbine or Uvalde, and filling the chest of someone who really didn't mean any harm up with 80 pounds of lead, they're going to choose the later, without hesitation

Give the man credit for finally saying what he actually means

Likely not welcome at the Pet Semetary either

"Congress would lose at least 3/4 of its members"

You speak as if this is something to be avoided, rather than celebrated

Many Pelican State lawmakers are trying mightily to prevent their own daughters from aborting babies that they themselves have sired. Being deprived of the opportunity to be just like John Huston in Chinatown is clearly unthinkable to these fellas

Do so before The IDF wipes the entire fucking place(And everyone in it)out, once and for all

Dude speaks as if Israel and Palestine have spent the past 5 decades being The Near Eastern equivalent of Sweden and Denmark, rather than locked in a neverending vendetta that makes beefing between The Crips and The Bloods seem like playground scraping, by comparison

"Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive?"

That would be exploratory surgery, not an autopsy

Late and great? Lecter hasn't died in fiction thus far

Governments spy on their own citizens? This is more shocking than learning Ivy League unis give preference to legacy students

Taken them long enough

Craig Pittman was right on the money, when he pointed out that Florida shapes the direction of the entire nation

Emily Ratajkowski has BEEN so afflicted for over a decade now. Hasn't prevented anyone from eyeing her up and down

"Soon, millions across the land will be showering, sleeping, and fucking, all without any clothes on. It'll be the worst human catastrophe since The Black Plague swept across the medieval world!!!"

That even more holders of high office haven't been busted for stomach churning crap like this is what's shocking

A relief to read that Israel and Palestine's leaders are going to such extraordinary lengths to simplify this predicament we find ourselves in