I've never been less excited for a line up

Aren't purebreds like known for being incestuous?

Don't pre order. You know what happens when you pre order? A big dick in your mouth, that's right

Lol cause it bombed hard and was boring as shit

In middle school I remember having to write an essay about how the civil war was because of political, economic, and social issues. Of which I don't fully remember the arguments but I vividly remember being taught that and having to write this essay on it. Grew up in Texas for reference.

Don't preorder anything ever

No microtransactions "yet" got a wait for the reviews to come out to put them in

Yay more clickbait titles

I mean I'm pretty sure trump would funnel even more weapons to Israel cause you know military industrial complex

Oh boy can't wait to try out this ponzi scheme

I'm really excited for another boring ubisoft open world wasteland with next to nothing going on. Or gated off by a "gear score" grind-a-thon. Not to mention how excited my wallet is to buy all those juicy timesavers & monopoly money

Good thing I already like digitizing my media for Plex

Right cause the guy just wanted to scare him then die

Some say money laundering??

Gotta maximize those scam centers uptime!

Children of emotionally distant parents there's also Drama free. My therapist recommended both to me

Well this may be the final push for me to stop getting new consoles and fully switch to my pc and steamdeck with a little bit of switch on the side

Let's expand the whale userbase, and exploit more children

I can imagine him saying that with his little hand flourish.

Randy's a twat. I'll pick that shit up for $20 next Christmas