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Pick one classy lady
Yellow
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Pick one classy lady
Yellow
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Who gets to sit on you instead?
Aside from that, why do all the women in the back look so uncomfortable?
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Your dying wish: have a threesome. Which pair and why?
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My exact sentiment. That 3some will stop my heart before any illness takes me.
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That Nim Flashbacks
Y'all need to play some Dr. Nim. That's a REAL programmer's board game https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/23630/the-amazing-dr-nim
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Porn GF > Normal GF
I mean, these are the traits that turn porn into a bad addiction and form those "sigma"/misogyny mindsets. The idea is to not have a "vs" but to identify the two as separate, and find someone that is fulfilling in your life as opposed to fulfilling a fictional fantasy. Porn actresses do this for money. They don't do it for you, or to be a role model.
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Starting off the New Year the right way - 🙌🏻 tits out 🙌🏻
God, I hope there's someone out there that rocks your world.
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I bet he has an evil King *Monday* in the back yard too.
Trolly is now a military ATV. The Hellscape of MakeObey is a warzone. Henrietta is a scantily clad whore.
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My dark-sense-o-humor ass wanted to see if the swiss euthanasia pods were here
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@tamichlo
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One day you'll realize that what strangers say and do on the Internet doesn't matter. There are more important things to worry about, and you should look to better yourself before lashing out at others. Namaste, my friend.
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Some of y'all preaching about beans
Wololo
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Savior [Light Roast]
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What's the old saying? It's not the fall that kills you, but the abrupt stop?
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Cinnamon Roll Sundae - When my high ass has a good idea, it has a REALLY good idea
Man... The other night I made Mac and cheese with a shitload of garlic powder. How to people get high and channel Julia Childs beyond the grave!?
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Computer, remove safety protocols.
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If I were a billionaire.... Porn GIF by kristiandkloe
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For a hundred? Not sure if they would be "girls" per se... They might not even be human...
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Choose your spikeball partner
Definitely 2. Everyone else is looking sexy and cute. But 2 came to play ball.
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After Star Wars and Star Trek, hold your hats for the new Star _____ universe!
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[OC] Who wants to suck daddy's cock?
If you turn too fast, does it throw off your balance?
Have you ever turned too fast and KO'd a short person?
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Caught you looking! [F] [OC]
https://thesearemyboobs.com/?l=11 that website gives me hope that the Dead Internet Theory doesn't exist
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Now this is an inside job I can get behind!
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Hi, I will be your nurse today! Please get your dick out. I'm here to collect a sperm sample 😈💦 [f]
... Where's the cup?