A GoFundMe crowdfundraiser has since been launched to help with her medical bills and to afford a lawyer to press charges.

The US is utterly fucked. Nothing short of a revolution will save them.

People who listen to music on speaker in public should be euthanized.

And now Trump gets to be the one who saved TikTok, despite starting the process.

That's a two hour movie condensed into one sentence.

This is remarkably accurate actually, AITA is a dumpster fire. And most of the posts are a work of fiction, I suspect.

Kinda a dick move by the family actually.

In place of the Chromecast, the company will offer the newly announced $99.99 Google TV Streamer,

They're replacing it with a very similar product. Nothing to see here.

I can't wait for the AI bubble to burst.

This makes so little sense, I don't think it even counts as racism.

Christ, imagine if he really was set up after all this?

Or that the charges don't stick?

Also all the oil money.

Mostly the oil money, I think.

It'll take a while, but I do believe we're watching the downfall of Twitter.

And I suspect, now that Bluesky is the clear successor to Twitter, the process will only accelerate.

Oh, that last paragraph doesn't give me hope at all. Fucking AI chatbots.

The Pentagon also approved funding for content involving YouTube star Jimmy Donaldson, a.k.a. MrBeast, who was slated to lead a humanitarian effort in Puerto Rico.

What a headline, what an article.

Reddit certainly did have it's moments, didn't it?

I feel sorry for satire writers in the last decade or so, it must be genuinely difficult to come up with stuff more bizarre than reality.

Couple of issues I'm wondering about...

First, wouldn't clicking on everything just make you easier to track?

Second, how much bandwidth would all this use?

They always depict the MAGA crowd as ultra buff, manly men, when they're usually obese boomers.

That Wojack is brilliant.

Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.

Anon's sister sounds hilarious.