The fact that "heterosexuality" is on there drives this beyond parody. I doubt Garrison sees the irony.

God some people are so gross.

I invade! I'm sad about the small communities that are dying but I hope I can be a part of new ones here!

You should hear capitalists.

I prefer to think of myself as having been a Redditeur. Far above the peasantry of the Redditors. /s

It always grosses me out when someone calls a woman 'mommy' in a sexual way and it's been pretty common lately. It's no less creepy than women calling men 'daddy'.

My roomie's cat drools on me when she's cozy and getting pets.

Still looking for that island of gender stability amidst all the high-numbered genders.

Gonna boost this with a 5/3 green creature that can give trample to creatures with power 5 or greater.

I've always believed that if time travel is real it'll generally take more than what people think to change the future in any significant way. Like if you were to use the visual of many branches on a tree or a river you'd likely see branches reconnect or run closely parallel fairly often.

Only if it was spray painted from the exact angle the camera is in.

Is your shark kinky or vanilla?

Idk, in relevant situations I have no problem calling myself cis. Just because a very small number of people are broadly hostile towards cis people doesn't make the word a slur. Cissy perhaps, but I still say meh to that because I just can't be bothered to be offended by it.

We are all beans on this blessed day

/c/incremental_games

I hope you hit a shopping cart in a parking lot.

What if the only way I'm able to communicate with people irl is terrified shrieking?

When you attain something you desire but it doesn't actually help.

Well then I declare you a butt. Such is the fate of all who disagree with me.

Ghibli Souls when?