'Kay smart guy: What do you call it when you suffocate someone to death with your knee on their neck?

Flock is approved for drones 🤦🏻‍♂️

https://www.flocksafety.com/products/flock-aerodome-drone-as-automated-security

Showing may age here 🤣 but back in 2005, I had a film camera shaped like a juice box that I thought was the coolest thing on the planet. The straw was how you took pictures, the lens was hidden in the logo.

There was no film in it because I just wanted to show it off but yeah..... School didn't give a fuck.

Then again I'm autistic and I was super into the spy stuff. I think that came with one of those spy kits and I annoyed the shit out of my family with those beeping door sensors and I genuinely concerned someone by eating the edible paper. I made one of my sisters friends scream at the top of her lungs because she had no idea who I was when I wore the sunglasses with mirrors to see behind you and a fake mustache and I was into disguises.

But there's a difference between being a kid and having fun and things inadvertently happening vs being a menace and a dickhead to those around you.

😒 And now they're going to have put a school wide notice saying no smart glasses and then they're gonna have people disobey that and not bring a back up pair and then their parents are gonna have to come out of work to bring them not smart glasses.

Dude, it's furnished, clean, paid for, it's near the freaking castle!!!!! Like two screens away, I'll take it mo'fucka! All wooden furniture, that bed always looked cozy af ngl. Is that a fountain back there!!! Ohhhhhoooo boiiii!!!! Get me a real estate agent!!!!

I miss Circuit City, a Circuit City Employee helped me turn a dvd player into a screen for my GameCube. 😔. My PalmOne Tungsten|C was from there. They used to fight for your warranty. I miss them so much.

Kinder chocolate is still safe. Hershey's been dead since 2006. Kitkats died (for me) when they removed the foil barrier, sad moment for chocolate lovers everywhere.

Fortunately and unexpected Milano Cookies are really good and have replaced Kinder Buenos because they've gotten too sweet.

I think I've hit my mid 30's dark chocolate phase because dark chocolate is delicious.

As stupid as it was, "Fap," made sense.

Cosmic brownies and oatmeal cream pies..... Not good now either.

I like Ubuntu on my laptop. I need a new desktop because I can only support Debain and Debian is barebones.

I stupidly love Ubuntu because to me it's still Debain but easy.

Debian is chill and all but I love the user interface and ease of access with Ubuntu.

I choked on a mc nugget laughing at this.

He looked dead inside when he was on George Floyd's neck for 9 and a half minutes. There's also better ways much better ways to restrain someone. There's two-point restrain methods and they could've done a four-point because there was two officers there, they could've held his legs and his arms, they could've shackled higls ankles and made him walk slowly to the vehicle; They could've done anything else.

They didn't have a reason to do a neck restraint. A neck restraint just isn't chill, unless the person is a terrorist then give em the neck knee.. 😋

You made me cackle.

ironic

https://youtu.be/O7tiIWIm8Ys?is=y0Wce8FHqhMKE4Gx

😅 Yeah it is.

Sorry for projecting trauma into the comments. 🤦🏻‍♂️. That wasn't chill. I cringed at my previous comment.

Cause of genuine mentally defective individuals that lack impulse control, that go and do violent ass shit.