I was checking my CCW yesterday so I ejected the mag, set it down, then checked the chamber. I reached for the mag and it wasn’t there. Like, it’s one thing to louse the remote, but I somehow lost a magazine with 10 rounds in it in under 10 seconds.

…it was in my lap.

Imagine coming out of a K hole and finding that you’ve caused the most powerful nation in the world to collapse.