He's probably the stingiest bastard of all

I've had beggars try to give me their stuff instead of asking for anything

It feels like a natural term that might arise. It's not literally gravity but it feels like gravity so people call it gravity. In the same way we casually say "zero gravity" for situations where there is gravity but you can't feel it.

Yes but when they see me sat with my stained shirt and 10 year old phone, they know there's no hope for a tip so they hit the 0.

UK here, I'd say cringeworthy is a pretty normal word. Or at least it was before kids dropped the second half of the word.

Maybe you just look like a cheapskate

The literature in the article says "should not", which is advisory and legally different to "can not", as you say.

It's a parody of a somewhat common shirt that says "Women love me. Fish fear me".

A child

We used it to mean cigarette before yanks turned it into a slur. You're the butchers here!

One time I had an ex ask me for some obscure cable that I happened to have. We went over to my cable drawer and as I pulled it out she said "Why do you have this drawer of random cables?"

FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE BECCA YOU BITCH

This is meaningless if it drives back on the same roads. "You can drive for 30 hours on a roundabout in Blackburn, Lancashire without ever leaving the roundabout in Blackburn, Lancashire"

I went round fucking guys and pretending to be gay and they completely fell for it. I must've sucked off 20 guys but I was a straight man all along! Haha!

Whoa, wrong way round! The daughters got him drunk on purpose so they could rape him and have his kids.

Just putting the finishing touches on GNAW (Gnaw's Not A Wheel)

Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

One girl dumped me after a few dates, nothing special, and she was super apologetic. She said she'd understand if I called her a fucking bitch and blocked her. I was so offended by that comment. I'm not one of those insecure guys who flips out when they get rejected. I can handle being dumped! I can't believe she thought so lowly of me! Fucking bitch!

Reminds me of a time I was arguing with a friend in a pub. He didn't vote and thought it was pointless etc. I was saying:

Me: "Have you been to recently?"

Him: "Yeah"

Me: "Have you noticed a the amount of homeless people?"

Him: "Yeah, it's getting really bad now isn't it"

Me: ...

Him: "What's that got to do with the government?"

At this point, a random woman leaned in to comment.

"You know, I agree with your friend. HE shouldn't vote."

Legend dairy

Every time I see this guy, I chuckle at the fact he needs a stage name to sound working class because "Stephen Yaxley-Lennon" is definitely a person who shops at Waitrose