How is it not Lemmings?

So you might say Woody is a natural born killer?

Wait, really? How do I get mine?

Boss versus apprentice

Sorry to hear about your grandmother. That plant is easy to save. In fact, it’s incredibly hard to kill. I’ve had one for more than 30 years. All you have to do is cut it back and water it regularly. It’ll grow back with a vengeance. Maybe repot it with a little extra soil once it’s stronger. Oh, and it’s a pothos.

These research grants aren’t a gift and they’re not magically landing at Harvard or any other institution. Rather, they’re awarded to the very best applicants through a rigorous competitive bidding process that’s intended to identify scientific research that stands to benefit the country.

Hooray! Looks like I can start to sell my wine cellar for a big profit and make a tiny dent in my 401(k) loss

The big stereo speakers in my living room contained tiny orchestras

Another one was, “real people.” I watched a 10-year-old girl lift a car on that show. Pretty sure I saw this dude eat a bike on there too

There’s a style of pizza in Massachusetts called South Shore bar pizza. It’s made by something like 20 different bars and restaurants in the southeastern part of the state, and everyone swears by their own favorite spot. It being Massachusetts, nobody agrees about which one is the champion. Anyway, pickle is an OG South Shore bar pizza topping. It is excellent.

I don’t know if folks still do it, but when Miatas first came along, some people dropped v8 engines into them (the nickname for those cars was “monster Miatas”)

I remember this well. The only thing missing from the box is a white Persian cat on the supervillain’s lap.

He doesn’t give a shit about the speech. It’s the schools and universities he wants to harm. Even if it’s just a matter of disrupting them through legal overwhelm.

Looks like IKEA is selling ice cream

The best. Try it with lots of arugula heaped on top. My go to is pepperoni & mushroom pizza with arugula and banana pepper rings thrown atop each slice.

lol. Look at us doing the MA thing.

7-5309 is much more worried now

Space camp

My mom used to pretend she ran a parody version of one of those shows. It was called “that’s disgusting!“

Amazing, right? I’m thinking baseball caps, t-shirts, stickers. Heck, not even having any text. Just the picture of the plane.