But surely everyone greets you by saying "Dr. Fossilesque, I presume?".

That alone has got to be worth the overqualification issues.

It's interesting you made that observation because both the penis and clitoris start development from the "gentile tubercle" on an embryo.

Late night outdoors sex.

Last Tuesday, my girlfriend and I found a bench that was in a very hidden part of a local park. It was such a thrill for us to keep our moans quiet while she gave me a blowjob and I went down on her.

I don't get why guys stay so quiet when it's just the two of you alone. Come on fellas, moan out loud, it'll enthuse your partner and yourself. Also it helps you get out of your own head so you stop worrying about performance issues, focus on yourself and partner, and live in the heat of the moment.

This image immediately reminded me of this sketch.

That poor girl

Please correct me if I'm wrong but, hypothetically if someone were to vandalise a Tesla to the point of it being written off, could the owner request that the insurance company replace it with a non-tesla car?

Hi, that invite link has expired. Please can you send me a new one. Thank you 😊

Amen! But it is a shame that the bare minimum is uncommon enough that it's noteworthy.

Come on fellow fellas. If you are a decent human and you meet a lovely lady who vibes with you on an sexual level, they will, if they're into it, let you "disrespect" them with such enthusiasm 😉

Good girl (pats head) now let's get you a collar and tag so you look like somebody owns you.

Will you be a good girl?

What's your usual first round order?

Maybe you could make your own with your daddy. Everyone loves amateur porn, so why not ask him to film next time you're bent over and getting railed in a public stall 😉

Here we go...

(fastens a black leather collar around your neck with a cute heart tag engraved with "Jade" in cursive font)

There we are, good girl (pats head), are you ready to do some tricks for me?

No you're not too old. Make daddy proud by showing everyone what an obedient girl you are.