Good thing twitter is dead or this might have mattered.

Tl;Dr They are trying to make a better atomic clock that could provide a more precise definition of a second then we currently have.

Missed a golden opportunity to use an emerald instead of generic gem.

The actors genuinely enjoying themselves.

Time to start pulling on them bootstraps.

Constitutionally, after a little scuffle in the mid 1800's, a person or business can't own an employee. Other than that not really, we usually got to strike and revolt if we want anything, but they keep us so poor that it makes it an untenable option.

This just in: It appears that while Laying in State, the deceased senator was seen rising from her coffin and returning to her seat. Sources in her office say this is a sign she has successfully completed her ritual to transform herself into a Lich.

Bob I'm going to need to look into that codec bug in Firefox. Also, how's that car review coming along?

Well, X can fuck right off.

Oh no!...Anyway.

It's a Google problem, Firfox's built in privacy tools are working as intended.

I've thought a lot about this, and I'd like to say: "Reddit can kiss my entire ass."

Practice

Maybe don't invest in pyramid schemes?

That saves me a shitload on a vasectomy.

Do it, you cuck.

The more precisely you can count time, the more precisely and finely you can measure other things. This not only applies to fast phenomenon. It can also be used for syncing up multiple measurements made in different places; like that image of a black hole we got a couple of years ago.

It's another step in getting a finer resolution on the universe.

Not if the news media has anything to say about it! More at 11.

In other news, Toyota is full of shit.

At what point does the court break out a physical gag? I hope it's soon.