I have a hot bath every night, about 42-43 degrees c whatever the weather.

It sounds counterintuitive but a hot bath at the right time triggers your thermoregulatory system and you'll cool rapidly when you get out. It doesn't last long but I've noticed it.

Apart from that, a 2l frozen water bottle in front of a large fan at bedtime and blackout material on all the bedroom windows throughout the day.

Slough.

Cars do not grow. Don't listen to this guy. My car is the same size as when I bought it.

*skulb.

You had one chance.

Barry.

Pairs of scissors, obviously.

Which 4, or 17, or 249, or 17843368 etc would also reasonably be called.

A guy in my work has a work wife, and we always joke they're banging. She retired 4 months ago. He's been off with 'stress' for 3 months and 25 days.

It could destroy paper when that was attempted as I recall.

Though I'm sure there's nothing scientific or logical about it, I'm sure you know what I mean when I say he had that look about him.

You should sell this and buy her some new threads. Those ones are fucked. She must dance like a banshee.

That's a joke, not a story.

I always thought the Netherlands sounded like an excellent dark fantasy realm.

When he says 'chucked in my face' (rather than 'at' my face), I figured loose, wet, saucy beans.

None. Keir has been PM since '24.

It really depends who it is, what the topic is, and how much of a dick they were.

I'd try again. That's your best route.