If dealerships are pissed, I can almost guarantee that this will be good for the consumer.

The question deserves this answer.

Imagine getting free surgery of any kind in the U.S. That's how you know this is a false claim.

I had a sex test done recently. The results were negative.

Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.

Even moreso, I think they're worried this will normalize violence against their class, so they want to make an example of him. One Luigi can be imprisoned or executed; a thousand Luigis is a bigger problem.

But it's so worth it when you remember that he ended all that DEI stuff and stopped those two trans kids from playing women's sports.

I feel like the next big technological achievement will just be replacing water with some other fluid.

"Steam cycle? No, this is the much more advanced glycol cycle."

I thought it was an autonomous collective.

The fact that billionaires hate her tells me she's doing a good job.

"Around the world" aren't the lyrics, they're just another instrument. You wouldn't say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.

One thing I pride myself on is the ability to see through my dryer's bullshit. I know that 30 minutes really means 45 you damn liar.

Get rid of minimum wage entirely and replace it with UBI and universal healthcare - now you can at least survive without having an income. If you want more than just the bare necessities of food, shelter, and healthcare, you can get a job to earn more money. But, because you're not forced to work to survive, you can be much more selective about the job you take. Businesses will be forced to offer better pay, better working conditions, more flexibility, etc. because now nobody is forced into working a shit job just to make ends meet.

Strap-on human butt cheeks. Now I've seen everything.

What fucking dystopian timeline is this, where a social media company has military ambitions? I was hoping for the Idiocracy version where I can get a handjob at Starbucks.

She was in Matilda but I don't remember her character's name.

Right? 2 GB for 64-bit Windows 10? The start button alone probably needs more RAM than that.

M as in Mancy

Non-Euclidean Seinfeld space.