"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

Who's Steve Jobs?

One day I'm going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.

Which one?

First there would need to be something worth conserving.

The second picture is a bicorn.

Why not show a one-horned rhino instead?

“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”

A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.

For the confused: tooth hurty

I've always said that druids have the most horny potential.

That only creates bland food.

Similarly, send each player a message that says "You are not the traitor."

That's why I married a zealot barbarian.

Rocs fall, everyone dies

If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired. If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted.

Gending Machine