This logic will never make sense to me.

I started doing clover in my yard a year ago and there are so many bees and butterflies now. My neighbor was like “why are you doing that yo your grass??? The previous owners took so long to make that yard look nice”

This shit just gave me a latex fetish idk what youre talking about

As someone that had to deal with adobe for 5 years for an 800 person studio. Fuck Adobe. For the rest of forever.

The bowl

If this is real, get those pop up tents or a tarp and make a cover. Fuck the police.

Yeah I got so many hate comments any time I would speak out towards the protests. Even in communities I was deeply ingrained in and people I have interacted with over years on the site. Shame that a website can cause people to become so divided.

My ex ran her over the guy she dated after me with her car so bullet dodged...or car dodged i guess.

I would 1000% use a human car wash. I hate showering. Just like a tube you stand in with soft brushes that lathers you and scrubs you down.

I have an orange cat named Crash and everyone goes “oh like Crash Bandicoot?” And I got “No like Crash Team Racing” and it still is funny to me.

There is an app. Fog of the world is the name. Havent tried it personally.

I always say “for fucks sake” but now im realizing makes its “for fuck’s sake”? Not sure who fuck is though.

Lol this fuckin guy

There is reddit spillover, what did you expect.

I started at a new company and have been filling a scrum master role until they find me a replacement and I can move to the position I was supposed to be hired for and honestly, its the worst job I've ever had. Its literally hand holding and baby sitting. Its terrible. I almost got pushed in front of traffic when I asked "why cant the engineers move their own boards...?"

When I moved in the grass was pretty close to the picture in the meme. I liked it at first but then I realized how expensive it was going to be to upkeep and how bad it is for the local ecosystem. I have successfully undone most of that work literally just by planting clover and not mowing down to the bone.

Id rather slam my penis in the door of a luxury sedan than ever go back on twitter.

Its a huge problem here in the US. My friend works in a lab that does tests on samples from all over. Their lab is close to shutting down because they dont inflate numbers like the other labs in the state. So the other dispensaries are passing over their lab for other ones that do inflate numbers. Its terrible. Also as someone who grows their own, you can just tell the home grown has way more potency than the highest stuff they sell at a dispensary.

Yeah this was extremely common for my friend group. We used to draw pictures or faces on them too. Sometimes they got very artistic like looking at a sunset or next to a glass of wine. You wouldnt understand.

Me while driving and i go "oh shit i havent been paying attention for like 30 minutes"