The original:

Haven't done anything resembling woodworking in years and years.

The red cable on the right hand side with a black and white wire in it comes from the transformer. The smaller cable with two wires on the left hand side comes from the doorbell... I absolutely can't remember how this was wired when I took it out to paint the wall... Any clues, guys? Dudes?

Where do I get one, asking for a friend.

Wife calls me "pogi" everyday (Tagalog for "handsome") Didn't believe her. Meh, she finally scored a white guy, that's her thing, whatever.

Sorted through trail cam pics today; I did not know I looked like this. Not bad for a middle-aged redneck with factory original teeth and hair!

Not here to brag, do not think that, but maybe someone will catch the same revelation I did. I look in the mirror and see twiggy arms and legs. And they are! I think there's no sort of dysmorphia? But this guy ain't bad! Can that be ME?!

Anyway, candid pics of me changed my self view. Maybe try it yourself. You do you, but you're probably finer than you think.

Promised booty: Swiggity swooty, he comin' for that booty!