Without the cam how is YouTube supposed to know you are drinking your verification can?

Stranger on the internet: Let me tell you why you are wrong to enjoy this thing and should feel terrible for having the gall to even try.

What's bothering me is, mathematically that is the answer, but practically the apple is a non uniform shape so you cant really determine where a third of the apple truly is and it has seeds in the middle meaning two of the kieces will have seeds one the one getting the two cut off pieces won't so its not truly shared equally.

Man, this destroys my argument that all 12 year olds should vape. Boy do I feel silly.

There is no world in which that machine is under a million dollars.

You clearly have never experienced the dark underbelly of the sign spinning subculture.

I'm an engineer. I'm on my phone looking at memes until someone asks me a question, then I do a thing in 5 minutes that they expected to take 5 days because people don't understand computers, then I go back to the memes.

A concept that requires you to both interpret the rules literally and then ignore the rules altogether in order to work.

I feel like millennials have a "It is what it is, guess ill work til I die" attitude whereas Gen Z have more of a Bartleby the Scrivener "I'd rather not" energy.

Step 1: Learn to DM Step 2: Ask literally every person you meet to play

After 5-10 years you'll have 2 people with waning interest and little time to play at a table.

I think it was set up when AIDS was spreading amongst the gay community before they had a test for it.

Of course, now they can both test for it and it spread well beyond the gay community for a while so it's ridiculous that it was still a thing.

Hamas should go die in a ditch. Doesn't mean Israel should murder civilians wholesale.

I have an acquaintance who, if anyone ever talks about the subject of sex Ed around, he will insist that they will just teach the kids about blood play and it will spread STDs.

So that's the level of logic we may be dealing with here.

Must be a pre-Brexit window.

"Make sure you take a day off when sick"

"Does that mean we get sick days?"

"No, that's what vacation days are for."

Never met a religious person who didn't know anything about their religion?

Guy in highlighter vest:"Hey buddy can you hold the door?"

90% success rate

I mean, it's the easiest disproof to say if 1/0 = 0, then 0*0 must equal 1, which it obviously does not as it would violate the zero property.

It still started it. Just because you throw a match onto an expanding pool of gasoline surrounded by candles doesn't mean you didn't start the fire.

God my friends would suck the fun out of smash bros.

Room with 6 people: Hey let's play smash bros! 1V1 ONLY NO ITEMS FINAL DESTINATION BEST OF 5.

Me: Playing pokemon on my phone for the 40 minutes I'm not allowed to play the game that allows 4 players.