On one hand, I don't think Elon could actually "hack" a voting machine.

On the other, he did basically just pay people to vote for him trump, so maybe he had other, more heavy handed methods...

Middle bottom is the demon core, an extremely radioactive orb:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

And anyway, there's a new physics demon now:

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2386751-demon-particle-found-in-superconductor-could-explain-how-they-work/

Good morning, sir, how may I help?

Why hello there, my partner has sustained a sting from the insect Vespula vulgaris and as a consequence is experiencing severe swelling in her genital area.

Oh, how awful!

(Mishearing the gentleman as saying "perform anal sex with your partner) thank you for your advice, the idea had not crossed my mind!

Close enough, welcome back Australia

It's actually called "Le Nux" but it had to be changed so it wasn't too controversial for the rest of the world

Have you never heard of black pudding or bludwurst?

Thanks so much for reading and for the feedback! Yeah, I really messed up with the text here lol. I'll get another one out and I'll actually take the text into consideration a bit more lol

Yeah I messed up, I edited it zoomed in and forgot to check what It was like zoomed out (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

HD version on Bluesky

A bundle of sticks

Fetch results for "en dupent"

You think you're hot shit do you?

I honestly don't think the fediverse will ever take off - and that's a good thing. If it was to get too mainstream, eventually it would need to be standardised and controllerd to accommodate the average person, which would defeat the point of the fediverse as a whole. Imagine if everyone started using Linux as their daily driver tomorrow; a lot would be fixed, but a lot of the original identity would be broken

It means a lot! Thanks so much, there's plenty more planned : )

I did make it! Thanks! : )

That's great to hear lol. I'm going to work on it more for next time too, to make it slightly more stylish but still readable

Ah. I obviously wasn't clear enough. The punchline is making fun of all the porn on r/comics on Reddit. The real "punchline" is just that octopi don't have normal sex organs, so it's just this

Ever heard of "Samsung"