Some workmates and I petitioned our boss for the return of 70's office shorts over the course of one hot summer, to no avail.

Uh, guys? I think HydroHomies is... well... leaking

But... that's a right winger

Starlink is probably already causing some inadvertent tribal child sacrafices

Upvote for a castle reference

Gritty has some pretty rad ideas

How do you reset it after the powers gone out?

If you don't believe me you're a schmuck

I don't know how spines work

Is this a picture of Aunty Donna?

But God damn do I love me a ham sandwich

Wait, I'm a little lost

Mate, we're well aware sprite isn't lemonade, that's why we have Solo, Lift and pub squash

Well I never, I didn't realise humble bundle region locked bundles

When cooking minced meat for taco filling or anything similar, cook half of it regularly, and then really cook the crap out of half of it until it's almost crispy, it really makes the texture more enjoyable.

Kernow and Cymru rise up!

Oh man I wish, I was stuck in shoe length cotton blend for three years of my life and I dreaded February coming around