It's not a Lemon party without old dick.

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After Nurse Cullen, I'm sure that it is more than people would be comfortable with.

Jr. has never been right. How would he know?

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

Drip some hydrogen peroxide into your ear while laying on your side. Wait 5 minutes (it feels amazing). Turn your head so it drips out onto a paper towel and allow it to drain completely. You will see how clean your ears really were. I only dry the ear with a swab mostly on the outside while it's draining. Don't do this more than once a year. It feels like a seltzery orgasm in your ears.

It definitely can remove self awareness.

I'm wondering what flavor the box is.

I'm wearing my 'Wednesday' underwear right now.

Don't lick turtles.